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=== Channel Chatter ===
=== Channel Chatter ===
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'''<Xavier's>''' Studious Sebastian says, "Yeah if Ivy and Matt get together do they just make each other EVEN MORE EXCEPTIONAL augmenters?"<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Studious Sebastian says, "Maybe it's the opposite maybe they just NEGATE EVERYTHING."<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Peter prefers recursive loop of augmentation. "You're better at augmenting!" -- "now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" -- "Now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" until they both look at Lucien and Lucien's like 'Now I will give the UNIVERSE a boner'<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Token Roo Ivy o.o<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Peter says, "and that's how the whole game ends :("<br>
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'''<Public>''' Murphy says, "MORNING WOOD" <br>
'''<Public>''' girl!Satan Shelby says, "Too easy." <br>
'''<Public>''' Murphy says, "yeah I know but COME ON :(" <br>
'''<Public>''' Daughter Of Invention Kisha says, "Unless it's being said by a badguy after encountering him at a funeral." <br>
'''<Public>''' Murphy says, "hahaha, oh god, man" <br>
'''<Public>''' Murphy says, "*all* the tree puns" <br>
'''<Public>''' Murphy says, "that has to be a joke, now: "What do you call it when Jim attends a funeral"" <br>
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'''<Xavier's>''' Jackson has disconnected.<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Jackson has disconnected.<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Rasa says, "Your dad's away, Shane!  Quick!  Do something unexpected!<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Rasa says, "Your dad's away, Shane!  Quick!  Do something unexpected!<br>
'''<Xavier's>''' Troublemaking Shane studies.
'''<Xavier's>''' Troublemaking Shane studies.
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=== OOC Conversations ===
=== OOC Conversations ===
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'''[OOC:]''' B cracks knuckles. I feel like it will be only one of many Shit What Needs Blowing Up<br>
'''[OOC:]''' B says, "... well if B could crack hir knuckles anyway."<br>
'''[OOC:]''' B says, "I guess hir joints don't really have cracky bits."<br>
'''[OOC:]''' Isra says, "'B noiselessly bends hir knuckles' just doesn't quite roll off the tongue."<br>
'''[OOC:]''' B silently wiggles knuckles around :(<br>
'''[OOC:]''' B says, "LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS"<br>
'''[OOC:]''' Ion says, "TO DEFEAT"<br>
'''[OOC:]''' Ion says, "THE HU(ma)NS"<br>
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Masque, while he usually may have at least moved to escape half of that slam, is caught off-guard when a /fucking dragon/ is /in his fucking face fucking biting at his fucking face/. What happens next is the result of a man acting on reflexes and instinct alone;
Masque, while he usually may have at least moved to escape half of that slam, is caught off-guard when a /fucking dragon/ is /in his fucking face fucking biting at his fucking face/. What happens next is the result of a man acting on reflexes and instinct alone;
 
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When his shoulders are hit and grabbed, Masque buckles and falls to his knees but wastes no time in grabbing those hands and /holding on/ as he drags downward from the knuckles, digging his fingers into slowly stretching skin as he rolls stiffly to the side in an attempt to break free.
When his shoulders are hit and grabbed, Masque buckles and falls to his knees but wastes no time in grabbing those hands and /holding on/ as he drags downward from the knuckles, digging his fingers into slowly stretching skin as he rolls stiffly to the side in an attempt to break free.<br>
[OOC:] Masque says, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY. DISFIGURE EVERYTHING."
[OOC:] Masque says, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY. DISFIGURE EVERYTHING."


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Latest revision as of 04:34, 15 January 2017

A place to gather amusing IC and OOC quotes, events, incidents and whatever.


Channel Chatter

<Xavier's> Studious Sebastian says, "Yeah if Ivy and Matt get together do they just make each other EVEN MORE EXCEPTIONAL augmenters?"
<Xavier's> Studious Sebastian says, "Maybe it's the opposite maybe they just NEGATE EVERYTHING."
<Xavier's> Peter prefers recursive loop of augmentation. "You're better at augmenting!" -- "now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" -- "Now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" until they both look at Lucien and Lucien's like 'Now I will give the UNIVERSE a boner'
<Xavier's> Token Roo Ivy o.o
<Xavier's> Peter says, "and that's how the whole game ends :("

<Public> Murphy says, "MORNING WOOD"
<Public> girl!Satan Shelby says, "Too easy."
<Public> Murphy says, "yeah I know but COME ON :("
<Public> Daughter Of Invention Kisha says, "Unless it's being said by a badguy after encountering him at a funeral."
<Public> Murphy says, "hahaha, oh god, man"
<Public> Murphy says, "*all* the tree puns"
<Public> Murphy says, "that has to be a joke, now: "What do you call it when Jim attends a funeral""

<Xavier's> Jackson has disconnected.
<Xavier's> Rasa says, "Your dad's away, Shane! Quick! Do something unexpected!
<Xavier's> Troublemaking Shane studies.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby is behaving.

<Public> Iolaus disbelieves.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby Q.Q

<Public> Grinning Shane says, "... Your title sounds so convincing!"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh damn, I forgot I set that."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Tag-team. Hee."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "I see what you did there."

<Roleplay> Tag says, "Heheh...Tag Team..."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson blinks. Woooah. I got distracted with work and forgot I was apparently logged in all day! O.O

<Public> Siddhartha says, "It's all right. We kept you safe from harm."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Aww that's very thoughtful!"

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "It is good to know I can rely on the NYPD."

<Public> Siddhartha says, "...awkward."

<Public> Take my hand - Lucien says, "Do you /pay/ taxes, Tatters?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is off the grid!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "...Do you?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Well, under the grid."

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is thankfully blessed with Flirt Resistance!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "+1 to indifference!"

<Public> Siddhartha needs to get that, but given his profession he prioritized Sass Resistence.

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "And the indifference bonus even stacks with the +3 she gets from looking kinda like a goblin and the +2 from smelling like sewers!"

<Public> Siddhartha says, "Man, Tatters is a power gamer. XD"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Minmaxer!"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters has the most optimized anti-flirt build for her level!

<Roleplay> "Stalker" Iolaus peeks.

<Roleplay> Hive says, "OK, peeking in conjunction with your title just looks SKEEVY."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "Like I should be drawing my blinds."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Or stop walking around naked."

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda says, "JIM!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "MELINDA!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "ROCKY!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "JANET!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "DOCTOR SCOTT!"

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda has sweater puppies.

OOC Conversations

[OOC:] B cracks knuckles. I feel like it will be only one of many Shit What Needs Blowing Up
[OOC:] B says, "... well if B could crack hir knuckles anyway."
[OOC:] B says, "I guess hir joints don't really have cracky bits."
[OOC:] Isra says, "'B noiselessly bends hir knuckles' just doesn't quite roll off the tongue."
[OOC:] B silently wiggles knuckles around :(
[OOC:] B says, "LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS"
[OOC:] Ion says, "TO DEFEAT"
[OOC:] Ion says, "THE HU(ma)NS"

[OOC:] Tag says, "Wait...are all of the RP Rooms Montague's? O_O"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Yus, until the desc is changed."
[OOC:] Tag says, "It's like something out of a Neil Gaiman story..."
[OOC:] Tag says, "Every time I walk through a door, I end up in the same cafe..."

The Saga of the Pony
Polymerase pages: Congratulations!
You paged Polymerase with 'Yay what did I WIN!'
Polymerase pages: A character approval. :D
You paged Polymerase with 'Oh. I was hoping for a pony. :('
Polymerase pages: Oh.
You paged Polymerase with 'But approval is good too! (and a pony)'
Polymerase gave you A Pony.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "omg"
You are carrying:
A Pony
You have 3798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby got a character approval AND a pony. Best game ever.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Tonight: Everyone Finds Out Everyone Knows Everyone Else"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "HOLD ON."
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters DIDN'T GET A PONY.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "no u"
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Heyyy where's my pony? ):):"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby cuddles her pony. It is mine.
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Poly, have you been holding out on us? :<"
You drop A Pony.
[OOC:] Shelby says, "See?"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Hey, she asked! No one has /asked/ before."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "It's true, I did."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Except now I can't pick him up again. :("
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby was showin' off her pony.
[OOC:] Lucien says, "!"
[OOC:] Lucien says, "NO PONIES IN THE HOUSE"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "But he's so cute!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh god, there's a pony in Lucien's pristine mansion."
[OOC:] Jim says, "clop clop"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters didn't even know we had implemented ponies! Apparently because they're all buggy.
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Did it take its shoes off?"
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Must have been a wild night."
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Road apples would make good fertilizer."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You would say that. XD"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Think of the basil, Lucien!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Oops, sorry Shelby."
Halted: A Pony(#758)
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "That's okay, ponies are heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "Try now."
Teleported.
You are carrying:
A Pony(#758Thn)
You have 2798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Danke!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Amusing side note: Shelby's DB Ref numer is 666."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby >.>
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "Hey I didn't get a pony!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You're too heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "I can provide ponies at request, but not now, or we'll risk a flash-crash of the pony futures."
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "True. Broke gym. Might break pony too."

Scene Snippets

The kid frowns. Deep. His weight shifts uncomfortably from one foot to the other. "/No/, I want your /wallet/," he stresses, and this time instead of urgent it's cajoling. Like trying to convince a dog to drop your shoe. "I don't want -- wait. A smoke?" Now he sounds uncertain. He chews on his lip. "/And/ your wallet?"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Cutest mugger ever."
[OOC:] Jim says, "I was just thinking 'This is my favorite character forever.'"
[OOC:] Hive says, "It's bad. He's a spur-of-the-moment NPC but now I kind of want to play him."
[OOC:] Hive says, "At least have him recur. Here and there."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Doooo it!"
[OOC:] Jim says, "Tweaker the fail!Mugger."
[OOC:] Jim says, "He can be an appropriate NYC super hero."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "I'm picturing the thief in The Fifth Element, with the "nice hat"."
[OOC:] Jim says, "Yessss"
[OOC:] Hive says, "XD"
[OOC:] Melinda says, "Been out here long?"

'Why are they yelling at -me-? He's got a gun a gun oh my god oh my god shooting!' Self-preservation and guilt kick in, timed to the popping of that lone gunshot. Without another word--out loud, at least--Shelby drops the plate of rice and beans, and bolts.
[OOC:] Jim says, "Shelby needs her own exit music."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Yakity Sax?"
[OOC:] Jim says, "YES."

Masque, while he usually may have at least moved to escape half of that slam, is caught off-guard when a /fucking dragon/ is /in his fucking face fucking biting at his fucking face/. What happens next is the result of a man acting on reflexes and instinct alone;

When his shoulders are hit and grabbed, Masque buckles and falls to his knees but wastes no time in grabbing those hands and /holding on/ as he drags downward from the knuckles, digging his fingers into slowly stretching skin as he rolls stiffly to the side in an attempt to break free.
[OOC:] Masque says, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY. DISFIGURE EVERYTHING."