Funnies

A place to gather amusing IC and OOC quotes, events, incidents and whatever.

Channel Chatter

<Xavier's> Jackson has disconnected.

<Xavier's> Rasa says, "Your dad's away, Shane! Quick! Do something unexpected!

<Xavier's> Troublemaking Shane studies.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby is behaving.

<Public> Iolaus disbelieves.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby Q.Q

<Public> Grinning Shane says, "... Your title sounds so convincing!"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh damn, I forgot I set that."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Tag-team. Hee."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "I see what you did there."

<Roleplay> Tag says, "Heheh...Tag Team..."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson blinks. Woooah. I got distracted with work and forgot I was apparently logged in all day! O.O

<Public> Siddhartha says, "It's all right. We kept you safe from harm."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Aww that's very thoughtful!"

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "It is good to know I can rely on the NYPD."

<Public> Siddhartha says, "...awkward."

<Public> Take my hand - Lucien says, "Do you /pay/ taxes, Tatters?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is off the grid!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "...Do you?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Well, under the grid."

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is thankfully blessed with Flirt Resistance!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "+1 to indifference!"

<Public> Siddhartha needs to get that, but given his profession he prioritized Sass Resistence.

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "And the indifference bonus even stacks with the +3 she gets from looking kinda like a goblin and the +2 from smelling like sewers!"

<Public> Siddhartha says, "Man, Tatters is a power gamer. XD"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Minmaxer!"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters has the most optimized anti-flirt build for her level!

<Roleplay> "Stalker" Iolaus peeks.

<Roleplay> Hive says, "OK, peeking in conjunction with your title just looks SKEEVY."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "Like I should be drawing my blinds."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Or stop walking around naked."

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda says, "JIM!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "MELINDA!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "ROCKY!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "JANET!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "DOCTOR SCOTT!"

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda has sweater puppies.

OOC Conversations

[OOC:] Tag says, "Wait...are all of the RP Rooms Montague's? O_O"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Yus, until the desc is changed."
[OOC:] Tag says, "It's like something out of a Neil Gaiman story..."
[OOC:] Tag says, "Every time I walk through a door, I end up in the same cafe..."

The Saga of the Pony
Polymerase pages: Congratulations!
You paged Polymerase with 'Yay what did I WIN!'
Polymerase pages: A character approval. :D
You paged Polymerase with 'Oh. I was hoping for a pony. :('
Polymerase pages: Oh.
You paged Polymerase with 'But approval is good too! (and a pony)'
Polymerase gave you A Pony.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "omg"
You are carrying:
A Pony
You have 3798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby got a character approval AND a pony. Best game ever.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Tonight: Everyone Finds Out Everyone Knows Everyone Else"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "HOLD ON."
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters DIDN'T GET A PONY.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "no u"
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Heyyy where's my pony? ):):"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby cuddles her pony. It is mine.
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Poly, have you been holding out on us? :<"
You drop A Pony.
[OOC:] Shelby says, "See?"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Hey, she asked! No one has /asked/ before."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "It's true, I did."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Except now I can't pick him up again. :("
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby was showin' off her pony.
[OOC:] Lucien says, "!"
[OOC:] Lucien says, "NO PONIES IN THE HOUSE"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "But he's so cute!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh god, there's a pony in Lucien's pristine mansion."
[OOC:] Jim says, "clop clop"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters didn't even know we had implemented ponies! Apparently because they're all buggy.
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Did it take its shoes off?"
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Must have been a wild night."
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Road apples would make good fertilizer."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You would say that. XD"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Think of the basil, Lucien!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Oops, sorry Shelby."
Halted: A Pony(#758)
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "That's okay, ponies are heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "Try now."
Teleported.
You are carrying:
A Pony(#758Thn)
You have 2798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Danke!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Amusing side note: Shelby's DB Ref numer is 666."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby >.>
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "Hey I didn't get a pony!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You're too heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "I can provide ponies at request, but not now, or we'll risk a flash-crash of the pony futures."
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "True. Broke gym. Might break pony too."