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Tragedy in Gover's Mill, NJ this morning. Preliminary reports indicate that most of the town's main strip, including shops, banks and several fast food restaurants, has fallen into some kind of sinkhole, or series of sinkholes over the course of last night. | Tragedy in Gover's Mill, NJ this morning. Preliminary reports indicate that most of the town's main strip, including shops, banks and several fast food restaurants, has fallen into some kind of sinkhole, or series of sinkholes over the course of last night. | ||
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Our reporters returned to Grover's Mill yesterday afternoon to bring us this story. In a bizarre turn of events, a group of volunteers clearing rubble were attacked by… giant ants, of all things. Witnesses claim the workers fended off the creatures with various mutant abilities, but no footage has been found so far. Authorities are in general agreement that the ants themselves must be the product of some mutant ability. Apparently one of the ants was killed, but witnesses claim the body shrunk back to normal size a short while later. Authorities were unable to locate a body in all the rubble. No further ants have been spotted since the incident. | |||
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