Funnies

A place to gather amusing IC and OOC quotes, events, incidents and whatever.

Channel Chatter

<Xavier's> Studious Sebastian says, "Yeah if Ivy and Matt get together do they just make each other EVEN MORE EXCEPTIONAL augmenters?"
<Xavier's> Studious Sebastian says, "Maybe it's the opposite maybe they just NEGATE EVERYTHING."
<Xavier's> Peter prefers recursive loop of augmentation. "You're better at augmenting!" -- "now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" -- "Now YOU'RE better at augmenting!" until they both look at Lucien and Lucien's like 'Now I will give the UNIVERSE a boner'
<Xavier's> Token Roo Ivy o.o
<Xavier's> Peter says, "and that's how the whole game ends :("

<Public> Murphy says, "MORNING WOOD"
<Public> girl!Satan Shelby says, "Too easy."
<Public> Murphy says, "yeah I know but COME ON :("
<Public> Daughter Of Invention Kisha says, "Unless it's being said by a badguy after encountering him at a funeral."
<Public> Murphy says, "hahaha, oh god, man"
<Public> Murphy says, "*all* the tree puns"
<Public> Murphy says, "that has to be a joke, now: "What do you call it when Jim attends a funeral""

<Xavier's> Jackson has disconnected.
<Xavier's> Rasa says, "Your dad's away, Shane! Quick! Do something unexpected!
<Xavier's> Troublemaking Shane studies.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby is behaving.

<Public> Iolaus disbelieves.

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby Q.Q

<Public> Grinning Shane says, "... Your title sounds so convincing!"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh damn, I forgot I set that."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Tag-team. Hee."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "I see what you did there."

<Roleplay> Tag says, "Heheh...Tag Team..."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson blinks. Woooah. I got distracted with work and forgot I was apparently logged in all day! O.O

<Public> Siddhartha says, "It's all right. We kept you safe from harm."

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Aww that's very thoughtful!"

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "It is good to know I can rely on the NYPD."

<Public> Siddhartha says, "...awkward."

<Public> Take my hand - Lucien says, "Do you /pay/ taxes, Tatters?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is off the grid!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "...Do you?"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Well, under the grid."

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters is thankfully blessed with Flirt Resistance!

<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "+1 to indifference!"

<Public> Siddhartha needs to get that, but given his profession he prioritized Sass Resistence.

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "And the indifference bonus even stacks with the +3 she gets from looking kinda like a goblin and the +2 from smelling like sewers!"

<Public> Siddhartha says, "Man, Tatters is a power gamer. XD"

<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Minmaxer!"

<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters has the most optimized anti-flirt build for her level!

<Roleplay> "Stalker" Iolaus peeks.

<Roleplay> Hive says, "OK, peeking in conjunction with your title just looks SKEEVY."

<Roleplay> Hive says, "Like I should be drawing my blinds."

<Roleplay> Shelby says, "Or stop walking around naked."

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda says, "JIM!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "MELINDA!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "ROCKY!"

<Public> P.I. Jim says, "JANET!"

<Public> Color Tag says, "DOCTOR SCOTT!"

<Public> Caaaafffeinated Melinda has sweater puppies.

OOC Conversations

[OOC:] B cracks knuckles. I feel like it will be only one of many Shit What Needs Blowing Up
[OOC:] B says, "... well if B could crack hir knuckles anyway."
[OOC:] B says, "I guess hir joints don't really have cracky bits."
[OOC:] Isra says, "'B noiselessly bends hir knuckles' just doesn't quite roll off the tongue."
[OOC:] B silently wiggles knuckles around :(
[OOC:] B says, "LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS"
[OOC:] Ion says, "TO DEFEAT"
[OOC:] Ion says, "THE HU(ma)NS"

[OOC:] Tag says, "Wait...are all of the RP Rooms Montague's? O_O"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Yus, until the desc is changed."
[OOC:] Tag says, "It's like something out of a Neil Gaiman story..."
[OOC:] Tag says, "Every time I walk through a door, I end up in the same cafe..."

The Saga of the Pony
Polymerase pages: Congratulations!
You paged Polymerase with 'Yay what did I WIN!'
Polymerase pages: A character approval. :D
You paged Polymerase with 'Oh. I was hoping for a pony. :('
Polymerase pages: Oh.
You paged Polymerase with 'But approval is good too! (and a pony)'
Polymerase gave you A Pony.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "omg"
You are carrying:
A Pony
You have 3798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby got a character approval AND a pony. Best game ever.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Tonight: Everyone Finds Out Everyone Knows Everyone Else"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "HOLD ON."
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters DIDN'T GET A PONY.
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "no u"
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Heyyy where's my pony? ):):"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby cuddles her pony. It is mine.
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters says, "Poly, have you been holding out on us? :<"
You drop A Pony.
[OOC:] Shelby says, "See?"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Hey, she asked! No one has /asked/ before."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "It's true, I did."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Except now I can't pick him up again. :("
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby was showin' off her pony.
[OOC:] Lucien says, "!"
[OOC:] Lucien says, "NO PONIES IN THE HOUSE"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "But he's so cute!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Oh god, there's a pony in Lucien's pristine mansion."
[OOC:] Jim says, "clop clop"
<Public> Sewer Knight Tatters didn't even know we had implemented ponies! Apparently because they're all buggy.
<Public> Spread a Little Sunshine Jackson says, "Did it take its shoes off?"
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Must have been a wild night."
<Public> P.I. Jim says, "Road apples would make good fertilizer."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You would say that. XD"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Think of the basil, Lucien!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Oops, sorry Shelby."
Halted: A Pony(#758)
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "That's okay, ponies are heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "Try now."
Teleported.
You are carrying:
A Pony(#758Thn)
You have 2798 Pennies.
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "Danke!"
<Public> Polymerase says, "Amusing side note: Shelby's DB Ref numer is 666."
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby >.>
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "Hey I didn't get a pony!"
<Public> Liar, Liar Shelby says, "You're too heavy."
<Public> Polymerase says, "I can provide ponies at request, but not now, or we'll risk a flash-crash of the pony futures."
<Public> Who am I? Logan says, "True. Broke gym. Might break pony too."

Scene Snippets

The kid frowns. Deep. His weight shifts uncomfortably from one foot to the other. "/No/, I want your /wallet/," he stresses, and this time instead of urgent it's cajoling. Like trying to convince a dog to drop your shoe. "I don't want -- wait. A smoke?" Now he sounds uncertain. He chews on his lip. "/And/ your wallet?"
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Cutest mugger ever."
[OOC:] Jim says, "I was just thinking 'This is my favorite character forever.'"
[OOC:] Hive says, "It's bad. He's a spur-of-the-moment NPC but now I kind of want to play him."
[OOC:] Hive says, "At least have him recur. Here and there."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Doooo it!"
[OOC:] Jim says, "Tweaker the fail!Mugger."
[OOC:] Jim says, "He can be an appropriate NYC super hero."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "I'm picturing the thief in The Fifth Element, with the "nice hat"."
[OOC:] Jim says, "Yessss"
[OOC:] Hive says, "XD"
[OOC:] Melinda says, "Been out here long?"

'Why are they yelling at -me-? He's got a gun a gun oh my god oh my god shooting!' Self-preservation and guilt kick in, timed to the popping of that lone gunshot. Without another word--out loud, at least--Shelby drops the plate of rice and beans, and bolts.
[OOC:] Jim says, "Shelby needs her own exit music."
[OOC:] Shelby says, "Yakity Sax?"
[OOC:] Jim says, "YES."

Masque, while he usually may have at least moved to escape half of that slam, is caught off-guard when a /fucking dragon/ is /in his fucking face fucking biting at his fucking face/. What happens next is the result of a man acting on reflexes and instinct alone;

When his shoulders are hit and grabbed, Masque buckles and falls to his knees but wastes no time in grabbing those hands and /holding on/ as he drags downward from the knuckles, digging his fingers into slowly stretching skin as he rolls stiffly to the side in an attempt to break free.
[OOC:] Masque says, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY. DISFIGURE EVERYTHING."