It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?— Fry, Futurama
Amadeus Deckard
Birthdate
June 16, 1989
Species
Mutant
Affiliation
Criminal Underworld
Alignment
Amadeus Neutral
Powers
Feline Communication
Occupation
???
Registration Status
Registered (2)
Introduction
xxxxxA stoner and petty criminal, Amadeus works for whoever happens to be willing to pay. He has loose ethics, willing to do most anything short of harming the innocent, and has no shame about taking advantage of the kindness of others, but is also willing enough to let his 'crew' - essentially, anyone who's ever done him a favor in the past - mooch off of him as well. The majority of his business involves pot distribution, and he lives in a van that can frequently be found down by the river.
Personality
xxxxxLazy, degenerate underachiever. Willing to help out a bro if it doesn't require much effort on his own part. Always on the lookout for the next get-rich-quick scheme. Seldom considers how his actions will effect others, he's ungrateful and selfish, except when he can see some advantage to putting effort into civility.
Powers
xxxxxPut simply, Amadeus can communicate with cats. He can converse with them the same way he would converse with any human, and while the link is telepathic, he generally speaks his side of the 'discussion' aloud. One of the results of this is that, given too much time spent with felines, he will often eventually start taking on catlike habits - lazing in sunbeams, distaste for getting wet, eating out of trash cans.
