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Peter Apologizes
Dramatis Personae Peter
In Absentia	2013-03-20 Peter tries to apologize to Shelby via text. Peter is not very good at apologies.
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Peter --> Shelby: shelby? Peter --> Shelby: sheeeeelbyyyy Peter --> Shelby: im sorry Peter --> Shelby: shelby are you there Peter --> Shelby: shelby Peter --> Shelby: shelbaroni Peter --> Shelby: shelbinator Peter --> Shelby: shelbinator 2: judgment day Peter --> Shelby: shelbinator 3: rise of the machines Peter --> Shelby: shelbinator 4: i forget this one and it sucked anyway Peter --> Shelby: shelby im so sorry Peter --> Shelby: you have an awesome power shelby Peter --> Shelby: like the awesomest power Peter --> Shelby: shelby listen Peter --> Shelby: i realize i said a terrible thing i didnt mean it like that please forgive me come on shelby Peter --> Shelby: i was trying to compare you to batman shelby Peter --> Shelby: batman like the batman Peter --> Shelby: do you know who batman is shelby Peter --> Shelby: batman is the guy who invented superheroes Peter --> Shelby: somebody murdered his parents and he said 'screw this im gonna invent superheroes' Peter --> Shelby: batman is the rudest crudest dude Peter --> Shelby: like this one time right Peter --> Shelby: guy gardner (he's this dumb guy with a dumb haircut and all these magic space ring powers omg nobody cares) was giving batman crap back in superhero hq right Peter --> Shelby: and batman was like 'dude stfu i could take you out with one punch' Peter --> Shelby: and guy gardner's all like 'haha one punch for real go cry about your dead parents batdork i have a magic ring and all these powers' Peter --> Shelby: and then batman is like >--=pow=--< right in the kisser Peter --> Shelby: and guy gardner is down Peter --> Shelby: and everybodys like 'holy crap batman kicked your ass dude one punch one punch' Peter --> Shelby: and thats the only reason anyone even knows guy gardners name today Peter --> Shelby: because once batman punched him so hard that he made him -famous- Peter --> Shelby: thats who im comparing you to shelby Peter --> Shelby: a guy so famous that if he punches you it makes -you- famous Peter --> Shelby: seriously im really sorry Peter --> Shelby: sometimes i dont think before i open my mouth Peter --> Shelby: oh man i have sent you way too many messages Peter --> Shelby: im starting to get into stalker territory arent i Peter --> Shelby: oh man oh crap Peter --> Shelby: please dont send sebastian after me Peter --> Shelby: im sorry i said sorry so many times Peter --> Shelby: sheeeeelbyyyyyyyy Peter --> Shelby: ohcrap logans here Peter --> Shelby: im sorry also bye