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Peter Apologizes
Dramatis Personae

Peter, Shelby

2013-03-20


Peter tries to apologize to Shelby via text. Peter is not very good at apologies.

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Peter --> Shelby [8:10 pm]: shelby?
Peter --> Shelby [8:13 pm]: sheeeeelbyyyy
Peter --> Shelby [8:13 pm]: im sorry
Peter --> Shelby [8:16 pm]: shelby are you there
Peter --> Shelby [8:20 pm]: shelby
Peter --> Shelby [8:21 pm]: shelbaroni
Peter --> Shelby [8:22 pm]: shelbinator
Peter --> Shelby [8:22 pm]: shelbinator 2: judgment day
Peter --> Shelby [8:23 pm]: shelbinator 3: rise of the machines
Peter --> Shelby [8:25 pm]: shelbinator 4: i forget this one and it sucked anyway
Peter --> Shelby [8:45 pm]: shelby im so sorry
Peter --> Shelby [8:46 pm]: you have an awesome power shelby
Peter --> Shelby [8:46 pm]: like the awesomest power
Peter --> Shelby [9:05 pm]: shelby listen
Peter --> Shelby [9:06 pm]: i realize i said a terrible thing i didnt mean it like 
that please forgive me come on shelby
Peter --> Shelby [9:08 pm]: i was trying to compare you to batman shelby
Peter --> Shelby [9:10 pm]: batman like the batman
Peter --> Shelby [9:10 pm]: do you know who batman is shelby
Peter --> Shelby [9:11 pm]: batman is the guy who invented superheroes
Peter --> Shelby [9:12 pm]: somebody murdered his parents and he said 'screw this 
im gonna go invent superheroes'
Peter --> Shelby [9:31 pm]: batman is the rudest crudest dude 
Peter --> Shelby [9:32 pm]: like this one time right
Peter --> Shelby [9:32 pm]: guy gardner (he's this dumb guy with a dumb haircut and 
all these magic space ring powers omg nobody cares) was giving batman crap back in 
superhero hq right
Peter --> Shelby [9:33 pm]: and batman was like 'dude stfu i could take you out with 
one punch'
Peter --> Shelby [9:34 pm]: and guy gardner's all like 'haha one punch for real go 
cry about your dead parents batdork i have a magic ring and all these powers'
Peter --> Shelby [9:35 pm]: and then batman is like >--=pow=--< right in the kisser
Peter --> Shelby [9:35 pm]: and guy gardner is down
Peter --> Shelby [9:36 pm]: and everybodys like 'holy crap batman kicked your ass 
dude one punch one punch'
Peter --> Shelby [9:36 pm]: and thats the only reason anyone even knows guy gardners 
name today
Peter --> Shelby [9:37 pm]: because once batman punched him so hard that he made him 
-famous-
Peter --> Shelby [9:37 pm]: thats who im comparing you to shelby
Peter --> Shelby [9:38 pm]: a guy so famous that if he punches you it makes -you- 
famous
Peter --> Shelby [10:38 pm]: seriously im really sorry 
Peter --> Shelby [10:39 pm]: sometimes i dont think before i open my mouth
Peter --> Shelby [11:05 pm]: oh man i have sent you way too many messages
Peter --> Shelby [11:06 pm]: im starting to get into stalker territory arent i
Peter --> Shelby [11:06 pm]: oh man oh crap
Peter --> Shelby [11:07 pm]: please dont send sebastian after me 
Peter --> Shelby [11:07 pm]: im sorry i said sorry so many times
Peter --> Shelby [12:02 am]: sheeeeelbyyyyyyyy
Peter --> Shelby [12:05 am]: ohcrap logans here
Peter --> Shelby [12:05 am]: im sorry also bye
Shelby --> Peter [11:03 am]: wtvr dude...tak sum prozac