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Peter Apologizes
Dramatis Personae Peter, Shelby
In Absentia	2013-03-20 Peter tries to apologize to Shelby via text. Peter is not very good at apologies.
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Peter --> Shelby [8:10 pm]: shelby? Peter --> Shelby [8:13 pm]: sheeeeelbyyyy Peter --> Shelby [8:13 pm]: im sorry Peter --> Shelby [8:16 pm]: shelby are you there Peter --> Shelby [8:20 pm]: shelby Peter --> Shelby [8:21 pm]: shelbaroni Peter --> Shelby [8:22 pm]: shelbinator Peter --> Shelby [8:22 pm]: shelbinator 2: judgment day Peter --> Shelby [8:23 pm]: shelbinator 3: rise of the machines Peter --> Shelby [8:25 pm]: shelbinator 4: i forget this one and it sucked anyway Peter --> Shelby [8:45 pm]: shelby im so sorry Peter --> Shelby [8:46 pm]: you have an awesome power shelby Peter --> Shelby [8:46 pm]: like the awesomest power Peter --> Shelby [9:05 pm]: shelby listen Peter --> Shelby [9:06 pm]: i realize i said a terrible thing i didnt mean it like that please forgive me come on shelby Peter --> Shelby [9:08 pm]: i was trying to compare you to batman shelby Peter --> Shelby [9:10 pm]: batman like the batman Peter --> Shelby [9:10 pm]: do you know who batman is shelby Peter --> Shelby [9:11 pm]: batman is the guy who invented superheroes Peter --> Shelby [9:12 pm]: somebody murdered his parents and he said 'screw this im gonna go invent superheroes' Peter --> Shelby [9:31 pm]: batman is the rudest crudest dude Peter --> Shelby [9:32 pm]: like this one time right Peter --> Shelby [9:32 pm]: guy gardner (he's this dumb guy with a dumb haircut and all these magic space ring powers omg nobody cares) was giving batman crap back in superhero hq right Peter --> Shelby [9:33 pm]: and batman was like 'dude stfu i could take you out with one punch' Peter --> Shelby [9:34 pm]: and guy gardner's all like 'haha one punch for real go cry about your dead parents batdork i have a magic ring and all these powers' Peter --> Shelby [9:35 pm]: and then batman is like >--=pow=--< right in the kisser Peter --> Shelby [9:35 pm]: and guy gardner is down Peter --> Shelby [9:36 pm]: and everybodys like 'holy crap batman kicked your ass dude one punch one punch' Peter --> Shelby [9:36 pm]: and thats the only reason anyone even knows guy gardners name today Peter --> Shelby [9:37 pm]: because once batman punched him so hard that he made him -famous- Peter --> Shelby [9:37 pm]: thats who im comparing you to shelby Peter --> Shelby [9:38 pm]: a guy so famous that if he punches you it makes -you- famous Peter --> Shelby [10:38 pm]: seriously im really sorry Peter --> Shelby [10:39 pm]: sometimes i dont think before i open my mouth Peter --> Shelby [11:05 pm]: oh man i have sent you way too many messages Peter --> Shelby [11:06 pm]: im starting to get into stalker territory arent i Peter --> Shelby [11:06 pm]: oh man oh crap Peter --> Shelby [11:07 pm]: please dont send sebastian after me Peter --> Shelby [11:07 pm]: im sorry i said sorry so many times Peter --> Shelby [12:02 am]: sheeeeelbyyyyyyyy Peter --> Shelby [12:05 am]: ohcrap logans here Peter --> Shelby [12:05 am]: im sorry also bye Shelby --> Peter [11:03 am]: wtvr dude...tak sum prozac