- (Avi --> Alma): Heyyy so
- (Avi --> Alma): Guess
- (Avi --> Alma): who
- (Avi --> Alma): ALSO got superpowers today
- (Alma --> Avi): All black people I hear, yours kick in yet?
- (Avi --> Alma): YEAH!
- (Avi --> Alma): But you were way ahead of schedule
- (Avi --> Alma): You gotta give me superhero lessons
- (Avi --> Alma): You've been at it a while now
- (Alma --> Avi): Wait youre serious
- (Alma --> Avi): Literally just today?
- (Alma --> Avi): What do you do?
- (Avi --> Alma): Today's the DAY for it right?
- (Avi --> Alma): You get any new ones?
- (Avi --> Alma): Some extra level up?
- (Avi --> Alma): Do you get like a special power up if you were ALREADY a Black superhero?
- (Avi --> Alma): I got some kinda ice thing
- (Avi --> Alma): I'mm'a be like a real life Frozone
- (Avi --> Alma): I need a good costume
- (Avi --> Alma): And a name
- (Avi --> Alma): How do you learn to use these things anyway?
- (Alma --> Avi): I haven't noticed any NEW powers but I'mma step outside and give it a try just in case
- (Alma --> Avi): Ice! Mazel tov, but be careful, alright?
- (Alma --> Avi): Gotta be honest it's mostly trial and error, but experienced people can help you
- (Alma --> Avi): There's actually a whole school for this, up Westchester
- (Avi --> Alma): WHAT
- (Avi --> Alma): We've had powers for half a day and there's already a SCHOOL for superhero niggas
- (Avi --> Alma): we are unstoppable
- (Avi --> Alma): Why Westchester though I'd put it in Harlem personally
- (Alma --> Avi): Nah the school BEEN there
- (Alma --> Avi): It's for mutants generally but like lower your expectations
- (Alma --> Avi): I never seen it but the two guys I know who teach there are white
- (Avi --> Alma): Oh
- (Avi --> Alma): Hmm
- (Avi --> Alma): Right
- (Avi --> Alma): I forgot they got powers too
- (Avi --> Alma): Not like today
- (Avi --> Alma): Just in general
- (Avi --> Alma): Seems unfair like
- (Avi --> Alma): Wasn't all history enough
- (Avi --> Alma): This thing shoulda been just for us
- (Avi --> Alma): Oh man if any of them DID get powers TODAY that's real antiblack though
- (Avi --> Alma): You shoulda seen it though I was just sitting there and BAM
- (Avi --> Alma): Whole table glittering like a Seasonally Appropriate Holiday Decoration
- (Avi --> Alma): I've been trying to do it again but it's kind of hit or miss
- (Alma --> Avi): I don't know any statistics on that but
- (Alma --> Avi): It's safe to say if any white people manifested today
- (Alma --> Avi): They probably racist
- (Alma --> Avi): Wish I'd been there, cuz
- (Alma --> Avi): Ice powers on the winter solstice and all!
- (Alma --> Avi): Yeah it be like that at first, but seriously though be careful where you practice
- (Alma --> Avi): Not like you running down the street singing Let it Go but for real yts get twice as jumpy if they know
- (Avi --> Alma): ummmmmmmmmmmmm
- (Avi --> Alma): <tiktok link>
- (Avi --> Alma): That will be twice as impressive when I can make this thing fire on demand but for a first pass I think it was pretty good
- (Avi --> Alma): You can't tell me you wouldn't have done the same if you got ice powers
- (Avi --> Alma): It'd also be better if I had an Elsa crown
- (Avi --> Alma): There's still a few hours left in my birthday btw
- (Alma --> Avi): Ok that is actually pretty awesome
- (Alma --> Avi): I wouldn't have though, Frozen wasn't even out yet when I got mine you forget I'm old
- (Alma --> Avi): Alright, Your Highness, let's hang out
- (Alma --> Avi): I'll try to find you a crown
- (Avi --> Alma): YESS
- (Avi --> Alma): you can tell me all about this superhero school
- (Avi --> Alma): I can not believe I thought New York would be boring
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