ArchivedLogs:Planning and Unplanning (TEXTS)

Planning and Unplanning (TEXTS)
Dramatis Personae Shane, Shelby, Tag
In Absentia	2013-03-01 '
Location CELLPHONES
(Late afternoon, 28 February) (Shane --> Shelby) TEXT from Shane: Not sure we've got till weekend after next. Got the guy's number off Pa's phone though. Gonna see what his schedule's like. (Shelby --> Shane) TEXT from Shelby: wtf 4 reel???? kk im in teh city rite now will go c if i cn find sum lites n cndls. mebe tie fud 4 teh diner? (Shane --> Shelby) Wait, why are we tying up the food? PA is into bondage but, like, with other dudes. Not with his meal. (Shelby --> Shane) TIE FUD dumass liek teh japan stuf (Shane --> Shelby) Japan stuff? Um, like Shibari? REALLY PRETTY bondage? I guess that could be artistic... (Shelby --> Shane) hshyrfhwsujfrhnej fien ill get sum menus 2 :P (Shane --> Shelby) And some rope. (Shelby --> Shane) shutup i h8 u ps i got sum goodiez 4 us 2 need a place 2 stash it (Shelby --> Shane) also if u c ivan tel him no datin rasa til after this weekend kk? ur dad is 1st (Shane --> Shelby) Try Ryan's, he's pretty good about not USING my shit. Telepaths around here, so unsafe. You think Ivan can hold off that long, dude seems like he's kinda wound tight. (Shelby --> Shane) will do n yeah ivans prty niec i think hell hold off if we ask. he beter sinc were doin all this 4 him. (Shane --> Shelby) He is kind of stupidly nice. What're you doing in the city anyway? (Shelby --> Shane) i got bored n hung out w/ hive n dusk n them (Shane --> Shelby) Ohhh, you were with Hive. (Shane --> Shelby) ... is that why the sudden fascination with Thai? (Shane --> Shelby) Personally, I think Vietnamese is way more delicious. (Shelby --> Shane) wtf shutup im datin B rite now. flicker sed ur dad leiks tie :P (Shane --> Shelby) So you think Vietnamese is more delicious, too. Convenient. (Shane --> Shelby) Of course he likes Thai, have you /seen/ Hive, he's smokin' hot. (Shelby --> Shane) lol ur such an ass tryin 2 get B laid? he sed hes guna teech me ur langage. (Shelby --> Shane) I knooooo but hive is liek tryin 2 b a monk rite now. a pervert monk, kno wut he sed wen i told him we were doin a niec nite 4 ur dad? (Shane --> Shelby) You should totally learn it, hardly anyone ever knows it so it's easy to talk. (Shane --> Shelby) Plus when we speak it people are all D: what, you don't *look* Asian! And then I give them this LOOK. (Shane --> Shelby) ... Do I want to know what he said? He's kind of an asshole sometimes! (Shane --> Shelby) No wait of course I want to know. What did he say? (Shelby --> Shane) gona try! i used 2 b prety gud @ spanish. wut, an asian look? (Shelby --> Shane) he asked if u n me were gona fuk ur dad (Shane --> Shelby) Yeah, squinty eyes and everything. Except my eyes have TWICE the eyelid, it's not proper Asian at all. (Shane --> Shelby) ... (Shane --> Shelby) I don't think he'd be into that somehow. (Shelby --> Shane) srsly i kno.. i yeled at him. hez way 2 intrsted in who i fuk 4 a guy who shot me down (Shane --> Shelby) He's probably just messing with you. He does that a lot. I mean he jokes about shit like that with ME and he's not even a fag. Unfortunately. :( (Shane --> Shelby) Not gonna lie, though, when I first met Jax I thought he was pretty smoking too. Then this whole foster thing happened and it was like well shitfuck now that's weird as hell. AT LEAST he has tons of hot friends. (Shelby --> Shane) yah but i told him no jokin bout THAT. total douche move. ur dad isssss totes hot but fukin dads is EW (Shelby --> Shane) even if he is prty yung n haz a niec ass (Shane --> Shelby) He's younger than Hive is. And he's in the pool like two hours a day. If you fuck my dad though I'll... (Shane --> Shelby) OK no threat I'd just be impressed, honest. (Shane --> Shelby) He's fucking queer as a three dollar bill it'd be an accomplishment. (Shelby --> Shane) ask me evrythn? XD but yeah dont think im his typw mabe i can bag hive 1 day tho. u thnk B wuld mind? (Shane --> Shelby) I dunno, that's probably a conversation you'd have to have with him. I mean, Daiki knows I hook up with other people. But some people are different about that. (Shelby --> Shane) Bah, sorry, missed any after my last. (Shane --> Shelby) I dunno, that's probably a conversation you'd have to have with him. I mean, Daiki knows I hook up with other people. But some people are different about that. (Shane --> Shelby) But I mean seriously though who'd want to just eat the same thing every day? Even if it is the MOST DELICIOUS THING. (Shelby --> Shane) i kno rite? sjust B is liek all 1st tiem u kno? gess ill ask n c wut he thnks (Shelby --> Shane) but omg he kised me all on his own teh other day (Shane --> Shelby) Was he being mindcontrolled? (Shane --> Shelby) That's sometimes a danger. (Shelby --> Shane) no i just told him i thauht he wuz cute (Shane --> Shelby) He *is* pretty fucking gorgeous, s'true. (Shelby --> Shane) w8 ur not serius bout mindcontrol r u? :P (Shelby --> Shane) rofl u wuld say that (Shane --> Shelby) You never know! Hang around telepaths too much anything could happen. (Shane --> Shelby) Did he blush, I bet he blushed like crazy. (Shelby --> Shane) kk headin into teh store now guna find lites ttys (Shane --> Shelby) And rope. Don't forget. (Morning, 1 March) (Shane --> Tag): TEXT from some previously unknown NYC number: Hey. I have a vitally important question for you. (Tag --> Shane): TEXT from Tag: I dunno who this is but ok? (Shane --> Tag): What's your schedule like this weekend, you have some night free? (Tag --> Shane): I don't really schedule so...yes? Seriously, who are you and how do you even have this number? (Shane --> Tag): I'm Shane. I stole it from my dad's phone. You should keep, say, Sunday night free. (Tag --> Shane): Ok. But why did you have to steal it? Is there a party? A SURPRISE party? (Shane --> Tag): A party, yeah. Definitely a surprise, don't mention it to him. (Tag --> Shane): Not a word. Should I bring something? (Shane --> Tag): Maybe some rope. (Shane --> Tag): Or just show up! 8pm. Text me when you get to the building I'll let you in. (Tag --> Shane): Like climbing rope? Um...ok! (Shane --> Tag): No, softer than that, oh, god, that would chafe. (Tag --> Shane): Maybe it's better if I don't know why you want the rope... (Shane --> Tag): Look I just want all the bases covered. I was a Boy Scout. They like preparedness. (Shane --> Tag): OK lies I never was they don't usually like freaks. (Shane --> Tag): But Pa is an Eagle Scout maybe I'm prepared by association. (Tag --> Shane): It's ok, you don't have to be a Boy Scout to be prepared. Rope doesn't seem like the best present ever, though. I don't know what to get him. (Shane --> Tag): For him it's an excellent present. Well I guess and someone to use it. (Shane --> Tag): It's not his birthday or anything though, you don't need presents. (Tag --> Shane): Um...I guess you don't really need a reason for a party! (Shane --> Tag): I didn't say there was no reason, just it's not his birthday! But that's true, any time is a good time to party. (Tag --> Shane): So mysterious! But I like mysteries! (Shane --> Tag): Good. See you Sunday, then. And dress... awesome. (Tag --> Shane): I ALWAYS dress awesome. (Shane --> Tag): Wonderful. Then you'll be all set! See you then. (Afternoon, 1 March) (Shelby --> Shane): TEXT FROM SHELBY: hey u ther/? (Shane --> Shelby): Uh, sort of, been hunting lunch. What's up? (Shelby --> Shane): need a fvr u gota prmis no freekin (Shane --> Shelby): Can't help it, I'm always a freak. What's up? (Shelby --> Shane): gota prob w/ my arm cnt play tis weknd (Shane --> Shelby): You get hurt? What happened? (Shelby --> Shane): yeah lng stry rdy 4 favr ask/? (Shane --> Shelby): Yeah, shoot. (Shelby --> Shane): wil tel u vrythin but u cnt tel ur dad or hive (Shane --> Shelby): Why not? My dad's chill about basically everything. And Hive, uh, is hard to keep a secret from. (Shelby --> Shane): bcuz tey dnt hv time 2 deel w/ tis now blev me n teyll wunna (Shane --> Shelby): Oh. That kind of secret. Shit, what happened? (Shelby --> Shane): u dint promis im not DUM (Shane --> Shelby): Very observant. Though you know if you fucked up your arm probably someone'll notice eventually. (Shane --> Shelby): You still practicing with Ryan? (Shelby --> Shane): i cn hide 4 a litle wile. arms prty bad tho. mutant crzy got me. body-shapr. wnt all baloon animl on my arm. (Shane --> Shelby): Oh. Well, fuck. What the fuck is wrong with this city. (Shane --> Shelby): ...did he at least make your arm into an awesome balloon monkey? (Shelby --> Shane): mor liek thos lobstr clw circs peeps. my hand is on bckwds (Shane --> Shelby): You should go back. Ask for a refund. Monkey > lobster claw. (Shelby --> Shane): nothx getin laid on by a crzy dude 1 tiem wuz enuf 4 me srsly dont tel ur dad (Shane --> Shelby): Mmmmmgngh. Just be careful. (Shane --> Shelby): Someone might try to boil your arm. Dip it in delicious garlic butter sauce. (Shelby --> Shane): asshol. tlk 2 me AFTR u eat.