ArchivedLogs:Text Under Pressure

Text Under Pressure
Dramatis Personae Hive, Peter
In Absentia	2013-02-20 Peter texts Hive while stuff goes down in Central Park.
Location Central Park
Peter ---> Hive: hey hive listen i gotta show you something can we meet somewhere outside cool with freaky stuff im in the city Hive ---> Peter: What in the fuck are you on about. Also, who are you. Peter ---> Hive: oh right i got this num from mrjacksonimeanjax dammit i dont know how to backspace this is peter Hive ---> Peter: Kid, you need to learn to use a phone. What were you on about? Peter ---> Hive: i know how to use a phone i just never texted before and the autocorrect doesnt work i think i disabled it when i jailbreaked it and i just gotta show you something nuts like basically i can fly now Hive ---> Peter: Okay, why are you doing this in the CITY? You know your school basically exists to let you do that shit safely, right? Peter ---> Hive: yes i know ive been practicing in the school i havent done it in the city but i gotta learn how to do it in the city eventually because like the surfaces and angles are all different but im not gonna like just do it anywhere and i figured youd know a cool place to practice like maybe a construction site anyway im in central park right now but im not gonna do it here dont worry Hive ---> Peter: ... You haven't seen the Danger Room yet, have you? Peter ---> Hive: danger room what the heck is a danger room Hive ---> Peter: A place for you to practice. Talk to your teachers. You'll have *plenty* of buildings to practice on. Peter ---> Hive: like seriously because the gymnasium isnt working i think theyre getting suspicious what with me leaving it all plastered in white string every morning like some crazy party so okay i will ask but Peter ---> Hive: just so were clear if i ask one of the teachers wheres the danger room and theyre like ha ha peter you been pranked you wanna find a snipe too i am gonna be so furious Hive ---> Peter: Hahaha. Ask them. I think it's pretty standard part of training anyway once you're settled in. Peter ---> Hive: dude wth i think some crazy dude just used me as an example for his crazy Hive ---> Peter: Crazy dude? Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Peter ---> Hive: no not like my crazy some other dudes crazy hes ranting in the park about cleaning up the city i think he just really hates litter and hes afraid its gonna start knifing kids Hive ---> Peter: I don't think that's what people mean when they say cleaning up the city, dude. Peter ---> Hive: why not see this is why you guys need me on your team youre all so negative maybe this guy is just really pissed off at all the litter like he is the batman of litter maybe litter killed his parents and now he fights litter thats just his thing Hive ---> Peter: Yeah. Uh. Maybe. Our team doesn't do litter though. You can join litterdude's trashfighting force. Be like one of the fucking Planeteers. Peter ---> Hive: hive Peter ---> Hive: you know what Hive ---> Peter: What? Peter ---> Hive: i dont think captain planet was a captain at all Hive ---> Peter: Oh shit. You think he was an impostor? There's probably a fine for that. Peter ---> Hive: yeah i mean if there isnt there totally should be also ranty mcranty is talking about mutant registration i guess the litter batman theory is out also jax is here brb Hive ---> Peter: ... Registration? Ugh. Fucking bigots. Tell Jax to laser him for me. Peter ---> Hive: sos things just apeshit dudes shooting quills Hive ---> Peter: What?? Peter ---> Hive: dudes shooting quills nicked me in the shoulder jax put up a shield oh man this is gonna be on the news i gotta bail Hive ---> Peter: Are you OK? Is Jax OK? Are you still in the park? Peter ---> Hive: yeah feelin sick and dizzy but jax is tots control of this like a boss i got spencer everythings good now i think Hive ---> Peter: Shit, Spence is there too? Sick? Why are you sick? Do you need a doctor? Peter ---> Hive: im fine quill had poison but dude said its just a temp debuff also spencers fine jax is fine everything is fine but quill dude is freaking out and crying and this is like so uncool man Hive ---> Peter: That sounds terrible, I think you all need to get out of there. Someone's on his way to pick you all up. OK? Peter ---> Hive: ok but be crazy careful police are pointing guns and yelling about shooting dudes and nobodies dead or anything but situations kinda tense also i cant actually walk right now cuz debuff Hive ---> Peter: Police? Are you all getting arrested? Peter ---> Hive: no just quill dude i think theyre telling everyone else to bail but jax has him under a shield and hes still shooting quills so hes probably not gonna be able to go anywhere till quill dude calms down Peter ---> Hive: think i can walk gonna take spencer to the car and go i jumped when i grabbed him think somebody might have seen it Hive ---> Peter: Is Spencer calm? You shouldn't touch him if he's panicking. Getting out of there sounds like a good idea, though. If you can make it.