ArchivedLogs:Crisis? Time for Texts!

Crisis? Time for Texts!
Takes place during Too Many P.I.s
Dramatis Personae Sebastian, Shelby
In Absentia	2013-03-19 The world is coming apart at the seams so naturally the teenagers take to their phones. Warning: Sex talk!
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(Shelby -> Sebastian): hey bb u ther? (Sebastian -> Shelby): im here wuts up (Shelby -> Sebastian): how u doin? i miss u :( (Sebastian -> Shelby): miss u 2. will be bak @skool on thurs tho mebbe. if they let us how r u (Shelby -> Sebastian): wtf tat long? suuuuuuuuk. i hav n idea if tey fuk up n tri 2 disapeer u. im tryin 2 b ok bt s hard rinow u kno? (Sebastian -> Shelby): yea i no. it'll b ok. will b bak soon. just a cuple more days! n @ skool it'll be like normal again. (Sebastian -> Shelby): wut idea? (Shelby -> Sebastian): u beter b bak, i ttly got u smthn awsum 4 ur bday. but if it gets fukd up, i cum bust u guyz out, we dump u in teh harbor n tel peeps u ran away til we get cn get u bak 2 xaviers. (Sebastian -> Shelby): heheheh. that wudnt be so bad its nice out ther. (Shelby -> Sebastian): i kno rite? ur datin a geenus. (Sebastian -> Shelby): were @ staten island atm WHO GOES TO STATEN ISLAND?? (Shelby -> Sebastian): wtf wuts out ther? nvr been (Shelby -> Sebastian): also mel sez hey some creeper PI is talkin @ us bout kids vanishn (Sebastian -> Shelby): nothing's out here :( just sadness and despair. (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... not jim? u just attract creeper pis? (Shelby -> Sebastian): jesus b. :( yeah gess mel kinda knos him? mebe shes liek OMG WHOA cussin @ him lol she sed like FIVE cuss wurds (Sebastian -> Shelby): MEL? is she ok? is she possessed by aliens? :( (Shelby -> Sebastian): ROFL i hop 2 fuk not s last thin we need rinow (Shelby -> Sebastian): think shes liek tird. not sleepin luks liek (Sebastian -> Shelby): nobodys sleepin looks like :( saw pa today. also tired. (Shelby -> Sebastian): yeah kinda scary rite now vrythin they can do 2 folks hows u n shane doin? i meen sides sadnes n despar (Sebastian -> Shelby): terible :( m reely scared 4 him. (Sebastian -> Shelby): sry was gonna lie 'ok' is the polite answer but m reely scared 4 him. (Shelby -> Sebastian): fuk no ur not alowed 2 lie 2 me. wut can i do? u guys need NEthin? i can liek...i got sum monies left i can brin u sum shit out ther? (Sebastian -> Shelby): i dunno. this family is just kind of. dont like mutants much. not ready 4 us i think. not feeding us rite. probs hav 2 move houses soon think this womans gonna give us bak. (Sebastian -> Shelby): eric took us 2 lunch 2day 2 get us out they wont let us go newhere but cudnt say no 2 a cop! and he called pa and brought him 2. but (Sebastian -> Shelby): shane barely ate n barely talks ill just b reel glad wen we go home. (Shelby -> Sebastian): wtf no wundr ur scard 4 him. u tel me soon as u mov, k? gimme addy n stuf. i cn cum by tmrrw w/ sum steaks or sumthin. mebe 1 of thos big roste thins. SO GOOD u got 2 see Jax tho :( (Sebastian -> Shelby): ya it was reel nice i wuz surprised (Sebastian -> Shelby): i didnt think eric wanted nething except screwing shane but he didnt hit on him once just brought us there and txtd pa to come (Shelby -> Sebastian): 4 reel? ohman tats soooo awsum. wen shane perks up bet eric's guna get teh best blojob of his LIFE (Sebastian -> Shelby): D: (Shelby -> Sebastian): wut (Shelby -> Sebastian): o wait rite teeth (Sebastian -> Shelby): D:! ... that wuz not my problem with wut u jus said! (Shelby -> Sebastian): wut? dude duz sumthin niec he shuld get niec thins (Sebastian -> Shelby): my brothers ass is not nice thins hes old shane is 15!! (Shelby -> Sebastian): i thin tat ship haz alrdy saild b. i meen. u kno? (Sebastian -> Shelby): D: :( D: (Sebastian -> Shelby): i dun want him hurt (Shelby -> Sebastian): neethr do i for srs i liek him almos much as i liek u but u wan a happyshane or a sadshane? (Sebastian -> Shelby): happy (Shelby -> Sebastian): n duz eric maek him hapy wen ur dad isnt cutin hiz balls off (wich i ttly ndrstan 4 reel) (Sebastian -> Shelby): yea. :/ w/eric he relaxes a lot. n smiles. (Sebastian -> Shelby): but. sometimes. i just want sum1 to b mad at. (Shelby -> Sebastian): aww bb :( fuk. u cn b mad @ me. i wuz guna get u a blowjob 4 ur bday (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... (Sebastian -> Shelby): ! (Sebastian -> Shelby): ummmm do u meen frum u cuz shane's always sayin hes gonna get me a hooker i dont want a hooker thx (Shelby -> Sebastian): i kno i kno s a bad presnt 4 u cant evn wrap it ...w8 wut u srs? (Shelby -> Sebastian): u srsly think i wuld get u a hooker (Sebastian -> Shelby): i dunno ur frends with shane hes a bad influens (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... um w8 r *U* srs tho? (Shelby -> Sebastian): y wuld i get u a hooker wen i cn fuk u myslf omg omg U R SRS BASTIAN (Sebastian -> Shelby): i didn no if u were joking ur not reely getting me a blowjob r u???? (Shelby -> Sebastian): u wan 1? i meen aftr all this u kinda desrv wutvr u want but i also got u sumthin els (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... ummm sumthin els thats not sex rite? (Shelby -> Sebastian): omg yes u rly dont want sex huh? (Sebastian -> Shelby): no i do! (Sebastian -> Shelby): no i meen um (Sebastian -> Shelby): i mean i don't NOT want sex (Sebastian -> Shelby): i mean maybe i do (Shelby -> Sebastian): u dont want sex w/ ME? omg (Sebastian -> Shelby): i mean um ur reely pretty nnonononono (Sebastian -> Shelby): NO TAHT IS NOT WUT I MEEN (Sebastian -> Shelby): ogod (Shelby -> Sebastian): wtvr i kno sa bad tiem n all no biggy (Shelby -> Sebastian): NEway. i gotcha sumthin tats liek ttly not sex. ur gona liek it i think. u just gota get bak so i can giv it 2 u (Sebastian -> Shelby): m sorry augh i didnt meen like tat i do want u :( (Sebastian -> Shelby): no w8 i meen tat in a respectful way (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... no w8 i meen tat becuz ur pretty (Sebastian -> Shelby): ummmmm u no wut im just gonna eat this fone now that will make less problems 4 me i think (Shelby -> Sebastian): no fair makin me lol :P (Sebastian -> Shelby): sry can't answer ate my fone (Shelby -> Sebastian): omg i h8 u xcpt not rilly :P m glad u thnk im prty n i gess whnvr u wanna get busy we can but liek i sed u gota cum home 4 tat <3 (Shelby -> Sebastian): lol cum home (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... (Sebastian -> Shelby): i dun even have my own room :< (Shelby -> Sebastian): so YOU kick SHANE out 4 once (Sebastian -> Shelby): @home OR @skool! D: dont ever have a twin, no privacy (Sebastian -> Shelby): no wait actually twins r pretty great nvm (Sebastian -> Shelby): oh (Sebastian -> Shelby): kick him out? woa (Sebastian -> Shelby): ... he just starts wether im there or not u hav no idea how many times i hav 2 wake up and LEAVE 2 the couch o man (Shelby -> Sebastian): rofl omg ur so cute w/ ur twinness. u can ttly kick him out. hell ill kick him out n tell him y 2! cuz u kno he'd b all omg i let U watch pfft (Sebastian -> Shelby): he wud be worse than tat hes kind of a perv altho i think jus 2 make me blush (Shelby -> Sebastian): yeah but he cn only go so far w/ tat cuz i got girl bits n hes all 4 teh cock rite? ill thrtn him w/ my vagina