ArchivedLogs:Naughty Kittens

Naughty Kittens
Dramatis Personae Parley, Claire
In Absentia	2013-04-15 After the ride.
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(Claire ---> Parley): Parley. (Claire ---> Parley): Parley, you were supposed to bring me crepes. (Claire ---> Parley): And yet. (Claire ---> Parley): I cannot help but note the suspicious lack of crepes in my apartment. (Claire ---> Parley): There is this godawful movie, yes? It stars Bruce Willis. In it, he fights ghosts. (Claire ---> Parley): Also, he is a ghost. Spoilers, by the way. (Claire ---> Parley): He has this sense. This sense that tingles when he is near ghosts. (Claire ---> Parley): I have a sense like that. Except this sense does not tingle when ghosts are near. It tingles when kittens are being naughty. (Claire ---> Parley): It's tingling right now. Very hard. (Claire ---> Parley): Probably because of the suspicious lack of crepes in my apartment. Also, a suspicious lack of Parleys. (Parley ---> Claire): ... I forgot I had this. (Parley ---> Claire): Arelagh. uen (Parley ---> Claire): i'M not in NYC i ynk (Claire ---> Parley): Parley, where are you? (Parley ---> Claire): Im in some trees (Parley ---> Claire): I don't know. (Parley ---> Claire): i Cant feel my hand i'm sorry ab (Parley ---> Claire): out the crepes (Claire ---> Parley): Are you hurt? (Parley ---> Claire): no (Parley ---> Claire): yes (Parley ---> Claire): are you? (Claire ---> Parley): No. I'm in a bathrobe in my apartment wondering what on earth you're doing in a tree and why you're not in NYC and also why you can't feel your hand. And what is going on with your typing. (Parley ---> Claire): you might need pants (Parley ---> Claire): for this (Parley ---> Claire): there was an acvident (Parley ---> Claire): cident (Parley ---> Claire): don't be angry (Claire ---> Parley): I'm not angry. Do you need medical attention? Does anyone else? (Parley ---> Claire): ow hurta to laugh no (Parley ---> Claire): I'm by a road. (Parley ---> Claire): i'm sorry (Parley ---> Claire): maybe i need stitches. no hospital. (Claire ---> Parley): Alright. Are the police coming? Your phone. Does it have GPS, a locator of some sort? I need to know where you are. (Parley ---> Claire): agh. Hope police don't. (Parley ---> Claire): um i don't know (Parley ---> Claire): I see this. (picture text sent of a watertower outside of town, not far off the bridge) (Parley ---> Claire): Sorry. Okay. (Parley ---> Claire): I'm okay. (Parley ---> Claire): Can you get me? (Claire ---> Parley): Yes. I can get you. I'll be there shortly. (Parley ---> Claire): just (Parley ---> Claire): be careful (Parley ---> Claire): please (Parley ---> Claire): there's someone dangerous. (Parley ---> Claire): (after a long pause) You have to live. (Claire ---> Parley): Everyone has to live, dear. I'm on my way now. (Claire ---> Parley): Be there soon. (Parley ---> Claire): bring towels ok