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Vignette - In Summary...
Dramatis Personae Peter, Harry Osborn
In Absentia	2013-06-09 Peter summarizes.
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SP1D3RM3N447: dude SP1D3RM3N447: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude SP1D3RM3N447: dude dude dude happyharry5: hello peter SP1D3RM3N447: pffft DUDE dont use my name this is super sekret stuff look lets start over SP1D3RM3N447: also change your username we are being sekret here SP1D3RM3N447 has logged off. happyharry5 has logged off. w3bhead has logged in. happyharry6 has logged in. w3bhead: dude wtf w3bhead: you just happyharry6: hello! w3bhead: you just changed the number w3bhead: dude this is incognito okay super agent stuff you cant just change a number just w3bhead: ok do-over this time pick a name nobody would recognize OK w3bhead has logged off. happyharry6 has logged off. spyd3r has logged in. w3bhead has logged in. spyd3r: DUDE spyd3r: THATS MY NAME w3bhead: what does "incognito" mean? spyd3r: you know what spyd3r: fine ok look screw it were doing this live spyd3r: summary time w3bhead: ok! so what's the haps? spyd3r: oh man i dont even know where to START spyd3r: i mean holycrap dude w3bhead: my dad's sending me to summer camp! spyd3r: yeah about your dad dude spyd3r: guys kind of a maneating 7 foot green ragemonster w3bhead: what? spyd3r: ok uh maybe lets start at the beginning spyd3r: first off spyd3r: ok actually first off i cant tell you like half the stuff spyd3r: that is going on because uh spyd3r: hm w3bhead: are you going to summer camp? spyd3r: no dude i already went to murder mutant fight camp w3bhead: what? spyd3r: augh ok look startover spyd3r: uh w3bhead: you are saying very many strange things! spyd3r: yeah look ok spyd3r: screw it here goes spyd3r: half a year ago i found out im a mutant im superstrong and fast and can sense danger so i did what anybody would do and used my powers in the name of awesome spyd3r: except then i found out there was these evil secret murderlabs where they kidnap mutants and dissect them and stuff and i met a bunch of peeps who escaped them and were gonna go hit a few more spyd3r: naturally i wanted to help them cuz, yknow, AWESOME spyd3r: but they were like nope sorry youre too young spyd3r: so i go and do this dumb thing where i break into a place where they build the weapons to defend the murderlabs to try and get info spyd3r: except it all goes kinda wrong and they send murderdrones after me spyd3r: also i saved this girl but i kinda almost got her killed in the firstplace so i dont know if that counts spyd3r: (also im kind of a terrorist now) spyd3r: anyway when i did this i got a bunch of info on um spyd3r: the bad guys. also your dad w3bhead: my dad? spyd3r: look your dad is uh spyd3r: hes basically lex luthor ok w3bhead: my dad is not bald! spyd3r: i think spyd3r: i think you are missing the most relevant thing concerning that comparison w3bhead: yeah, okay. but he's not evil! spyd3r: well ok ill just move on for now anyway spyd3r: when i got this wicked intel i turned it over to the escapees from murderlabs and they decoded it and figured out where a murderlab was and went to save mutants spyd3r: i wanted to come but they were like 'no wai' spyd3r: they ended up sending me to uh a cool place for kids like me w3bhead: kids like you? spyd3r: um look i cant tell you anything beyond spyd3r: its awesome i met my bestest bro there spyd3r: anyway spyd3r: one of the things i stole from the place i broke into was this awesome bioadhesive paste spyd3r: which i proceeded to fashion into supersweet awesome thwippy webpistols spyd3r: anyway after that there was this whole thing in central park where this dude was callin for mutant registration and this poor mutant guy freaked out and shot quills out at everybody and it was like 'ohcrap!' but jackson holland was there and saved a bunch of peeps (even the cops) w3bhead: jackson holland? i've heard that name! spyd3r: yeah basically he is spyd3r: superman spyd3r: except cant fly also doesnt wear spandex also i think hes gay? spyd3r: hes totes awesome spyd3r: saved the mayor spyd3r: anyway they gave him a ticket for saving peeps (oh yeah) spyd3r: (mutants get ticketed for usin their powers in public its total BS but whateva) spyd3r: anyway hes gonna fight that ticket because its just BS why would you ticket somebody for saving your life but anyway spyd3r: around this time i started saving peeps from fires w3bhead: what? spyd3r: yeah look ok people always give me flak about this but seriously its totes cool spyd3r: anyway when i was doing that i saved a bunch of kids from a fire but there was this terrible lady i saved too and um spyd3r: all in all it was just uh spyd3r: i guess not the ideal firstrun for a fledging superhero spyd3r: but man even batmans gotta have some stories like that one spyd3r: showin up to punch crime only to find out theres no crime to punch just a bunch of terrible w3bhead: batman's awesome! spyd3r: yeah no arguments here spyd3r: anyway spyd3r: i also came out to my folks w3bhead: came out? w3bhead: wait are you w3bhead: are you gay? spyd3r: goddammit spyd3r: came out as a MUTANT w3bhead: oh! spyd3r: i mean spyd3r: i dunno i mean LOOK lets just uh spyd3r: skip that part save it for later yeah w3bhead: okay! spyd3r: where was i w3bhead: you saved a terrible lady and came out to your parents as not-gay! um and a mutant? spyd3r: right spyd3r: wait what spyd3r: uh okay sure whateva spyd3r: anyway after that there was um spyd3r: this big secret raid on that murderlab i mentioned spyd3r: and apparently? they fought dracula spyd3r: also thor and a dragon spyd3r: the dracula got out and started eating mutant kids tho spyd3r: tangled with a badass shadow lady under the sewers spyd3r: even went after some of the peeps who hit the murderlab spyd3r: even kidnapped me spyd3r: but in the end the teenage mutant ninja morlocks kicked his butt and saved everybody spyd3r: (i got lost in the sewers for like 3 or 4 days) spyd3r: when i was down there i went through a secondary mutation w3bhead: secondary mutation? spyd3r: yeah so like sometimes mutants they arent done mutating? and um spyd3r: depending on stuff theyll just spontaneously gain new mutations spyd3r: mine was wallcrawlin spyd3r: anyway i ended up gettin attacked by a giant green ragemonster w3bhead: are you saying that was my dad?! spyd3r: probably w3bhead: that makes no sense! spyd3r: yeah your dad doesnt make a lot of sense spyd3r: got saved by a teenage mutant ninja goblin spyd3r: also a bunch of my friends showed up to rescue me which was hella sweet spyd3r: anyway shortly after that this whole uh thing happened with my friends spyd3r: basically was just a dramabomb cant go into details but spyd3r: peeps ended up gettin hurt and two of my bros ran away to the ocean w3bhead: ...to the ocean? spyd3r: yeah like the circus except spyd3r: wetter spyd3r: anyway we were all superworried trying to get them back spyd3r: leaving them messages spyd3r: in the end they stopped being so koi and brought their blue basses back spyd3r: though there was a doom expo they missed i know one of them would have wanted to see that w3bhead: doom? spyd3r: dude do you not watch the news spyd3r: doctor doom monarch of latveria dudes like spyd3r: definition of supervillain spyd3r: look up supervillain in a dictionary youll see him staring back at you all spyd3r: 'how dare you look me up PEASANT' spyd3r: anyway spyd3r: there was also the oscorp gala thng i think that happened before the doom expo spyd3r: buncha mutants calling themselves the sons of magneto showed up to blow it up and jackson saved your dad w3bhead: i remember that! spyd3r: yeah spyd3r: i think your dads in a lot of trouble with the governments cuz he wants to make the osborn institute spyd3r: which is like a school for mutants but the governments like 'no wai' spyd3r: shortly after all that i was doin my superhero thing on rooftops and some girl was up there and i saved her from knifewieldin goons cuz you know IM AWESOME spyd3r: and i caught a knife but spyd3r: i also got stabbed which set off spyd3r: um another secondary mutation w3bhead: more wallcrawling? spyd3r: um no not exactly uh spyd3r: you havent seen me for a while right w3bhead: nope! spyd3r: uh well now im covered in chitin w3bhead: what's chitin? spyd3r: long-chain glucose polymer w3bhead: what? spyd3r: stuff beetles are made of w3bhead: ooooh! spyd3r: moving on spyd3r: while it was still growin (i was all speckled with it for a while) i got caught by the cops after fightin a crazy razor lady and savin peeps from fires spyd3r: turns out they were runnin an underground mutant fight ring w3bhead: what? that sounds terrible! spyd3r: it was dude it was spyd3r: oh man it was the terriblest spyd3r: they starved my bros and tried to make them eat me spyd3r: also i had to fight a lizard and a tree spyd3r: some of my bros got napped too tho we hung tight met some new bros and um spyd3r: we got rescued and i dont know whats going on with the cops but apparently spyd3r: its a totes boondoggle spyd3r: but after that i um spyd3r: started seeing someone um w3bhead: seeing? spyd3r: you know like dating i guess its kind of complicated w3bhead: complicated? spyd3r: well see hes a shark w3bhead: ...huh? spyd3r: also while i was kidnapped spyd3r: one of my friends thought maybe your dad kidnapped me spyd3r: cuz hes -- kinda? evil spyd3r: so ze went to question him spyd3r: and it went um spyd3r: bad w3bhead: my dad isn't evil! spyd3r: he kinda is i mean no offense spyd3r: i guess i should be more i dunno nice about it? but spyd3r: dude tried to eat me w3bhead: you said your bros tried to eat you! spyd3r: well yeah but they felt really sorry about it spyd3r: i mean i dunno spyd3r: anyway now theres a bunch of bugs running underground spyd3r: kidnapped my best bro plus a bunch of my friends spyd3r: also kidnapped a hero spyd3r: so were gonna all go and save em cuz were superheroes spyd3r: and um spyd3r: i think thats it i think youre up to speed w3bhead: wow! w3bhead: that's a lot of stuff! spyd3r: yeah spyd3r: man and i havent even told you about stuff like spyd3r: this time i met a dragon or this time i talked with a cat dude spyd3r: look anyway i got superhero stuff to do so w3bhead: um ok! i guess i'll talk to you after summer camp? spyd3r: yeah def spyd3r: peace out spyd3r has logged off.