ArchivedLogs:Danger Bros

Danger Bros
Dramatis Personae Peter, Ivan
In Absentia	2013-04-21 Looks like we're gonna have to juuuuuump...!
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(Peter ---> Ivan): ivan ivan ivan (Peter ---> Ivan): ivan (Peter ---> Ivan): youre not gonna believe what happened ivan (Peter ---> Ivan): ivaaaaaaan i just killed a dragon in skyrim (Peter ---> Ivan): with my voice (Peter ---> Ivan): also caught a knife not in skyrim (Ivan ---> Peter): peter (Ivan ---> Peter): I did not catch a knife but there were bullets (Ivan ---> Peter): are you cooking, peter (Ivan ---> Peter): you are probably not cooking (Peter ---> Ivan): whoa you got bullets what (Peter ---> Ivan): are we danger bros now (Peter ---> Ivan): you can be bullets ill be knives (Peter ---> Ivan): i am not currently cooking no (Ivan ---> Peter): peter why was there a knife ? (Peter ---> Ivan): i dunno dude was throwing them think he was knifeman (Peter ---> Ivan): like that was his thing batmans got bats hes got knives (Peter ---> Ivan): picture of a knife on his chest (Peter ---> Ivan): why were there bullets (Ivan ---> Peter): are you safe now ? (Ivan ---> Peter): there were bullets because danger room with shelby (Ivan ---> Peter): we were going to get killed peter (Ivan ---> Peter): it was good (Peter ---> Ivan): omg what (Peter ---> Ivan): why were you in there with shelbs (Peter ---> Ivan): and bullets wth dude i dont even get bullets (Peter ---> Ivan): dr mccoy just sends mexican wrestlers at me (Peter ---> Ivan): and theyre not even dangerous i mean theyre just trying to pin me and stuff (Ivan ---> Peter): miss walters (Ivan ---> Peter): she wanted us to work together I think (Ivan ---> Peter): but peter (Ivan ---> Peter): are you safe ? (Peter ---> Ivan): oh yeah im hella safe (Peter ---> Ivan): at jaxs place right now (Peter ---> Ivan): stewin in all the safety (Peter ---> Ivan): doin the safety dance (Peter ---> Ivan): so safe ivan you have no idea (Peter ---> Ivan): um but dont freak out (Peter ---> Ivan): i did get stabbed (Peter ---> Ivan): just a little tho (Ivan ---> Peter): peter is being really worried freaking out ? (Ivan ---> Peter): because I maybe want to come see (Ivan ---> Peter): also this dragon (Ivan ---> Peter): but mostly you being fine if you are (Peter ---> Ivan): no no its fine i mean (Peter ---> Ivan): i dont think being worried counts as freakin (Peter ---> Ivan): but im totally fine plus wicked scar on my leg (Peter ---> Ivan): plus i caught a knife dude i mean he threw a knife at me and i was like (Peter ---> Ivan): nope try again suckah (Peter ---> Ivan): and then he did and uh i didnt catch that one (Peter ---> Ivan): still wicked awesome tho basically im jackie chan (Ivan ---> Peter): peter (Ivan ---> Peter): I would have clapped for you (Ivan ---> Peter): catching knives is very impressive (Ivan ---> Peter): will you be back before classes ? (Peter ---> Ivan): oh yeah def (Peter ---> Ivan): just needed a few stitches is all (Peter ---> Ivan): you dodged bullets i catch knives together we are (Peter ---> Ivan): u-u danger bros (Peter ---> Ivan): (those are sunglasses danger bros need sunglasses i will get us a pair) (Peter ---> Ivan): buh gotta go roomies here dont know how to kill dragons proper (Ivan ---> Peter): look maybe this B| (Ivan ---> Peter): though maybe you are maybe more (Ivan ---> Peter): BD (Ivan ---> Peter): peter do not get hurt more (Ivan ---> Peter): I will come visit later maybe