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Sharkbait
Dramatis Personae Peter, Shelby
In Absentia	2013-04-04 Shelby and Peter discuss YOUTUBE, SHARKTWINS, EVENTS.
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(Shelby ---> Peter): hey tweaker u ther? (Peter ---> Shelby): ohgod (Peter ---> Shelby): i dont understand (Peter ---> Shelby): why ther (Shelby ---> Peter): ...hi u busy? (Peter ---> Shelby): why did you leave out the extra e (Peter ---> Shelby): what did the english language ever do to you (Shelby ---> Peter): bcuz :P (Peter ---> Shelby): yes im here (Shelby ---> Peter): dont b n ass or ill cum ovr ther n tuch u w/ my boobs. got a ? for u (Peter ---> Shelby): omg are you sexting me what the hell (Peter ---> Shelby): what is your question (Peter ---> Shelby): see what i did there i typed the word question instead of the question mark (Shelby ---> Peter): no want me 2? :P i wana set up on youtube so i cn uplod vids of me singin n stuf (Shelby ---> Peter): ur bein n ass agin (Peter ---> Shelby): no ok you with bastian i am not mucking that up what kind of terribad person would i have to be (Peter ---> Shelby): plus dudes kind of a shark i think he might eat me (Peter ---> Shelby): the youtube thing you need help with that from me (Shelby ---> Peter): i wuldnt sext u NEway u wuld prolly pass out lol (Shelby ---> Peter): yes (Shelby ---> Peter): cuz ur all oh hi im on youtube jumpin ur bildins so u can help me set up a cool chan (Peter ---> Shelby): yes i can help make you an internet star (Peter ---> Shelby): that is totes within my power (Shelby ---> Peter): sweet! (Shelby ---> Peter): wut do we do 1st? (Peter ---> Shelby): but i gotta warn you (Peter ---> Shelby): i havent got all my internet bucks yet and its been like 4 months (Shelby ---> Peter): internet bucks? (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah internet bucks you know thats how they pay you on the internet (Shelby ---> Peter): wut u meen liek paypal? :P (Peter ---> Shelby): no internet bucks oh wait you dont use the internet much do you i bet youve never heard of internet bucks (Peter ---> Shelby): theyre like you know carnival tokens kinda like that but you get them for being awesome on the internet (Shelby ---> Peter): pete (Shelby ---> Peter): dont try 2 play a playr (Shelby ---> Peter): i kno ware u sleep (Peter ---> Shelby): ok yeah sorry (Peter ---> Shelby): im getting a little cocky (Peter ---> Shelby): convinced prof logan that hobbits are badass he thinks hes one now (Shelby ---> Peter): mebe u hit pubrty :P (Shelby ---> Peter): wtf srsly? !!! ROFL!!! (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah we did this danger room thing it was totes mirkwood and i was like 'ohman this is hobbittown' and hes like 'wtf is a hobbit' and im like 'brutal badass warriors basically you prof logan sir' and hes like 'oh well cool' (Peter ---> Shelby): so now im calling him prof baggins (Shelby ---> Peter): u rok (Shelby ---> Peter): will spred it arond so vre1 dus n no one fuks it up n tels him (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah but im pretty sure itll be fine cuz i dont think he reads anyway and whos gonna tell him (Peter ---> Shelby): besides he is a hobbit i mean hes hairy right thats hobbity plus hes canadian (Peter ---> Shelby): if anybodys a hobbit its a canadian (Shelby ---> Peter): u kno 1 of teh nerds wuld just 2 suk up so i got ur bak (Peter ---> Shelby): oh yeah maybe :( but right youtube stardom i can help you set that up its like easy you just need a youtube account and maybe a webcam and stuff do you have a laptop (Shelby ---> Peter): yah ill spred teh word round lol so u dont get murdrdethkilld...shit no but i kno ware i cn get 1 (Peter ---> Shelby): uh like legally right (Shelby ---> Peter): wut o yah ttly legl i promis :3 (Peter ---> Shelby): ... (Peter ---> Shelby): how about you just like record with a phone or borrow a webcam and use the school computer lab (Shelby ---> Peter): cuz im guna b singin n playin gitar duh id get kikd out (Peter ---> Shelby): you can record in like your dorm room or somewhere and take the recording to the school lab you just need somethin to record it on (Shelby ---> Peter): y dont u go steel me 1 ur liek supertheef guy :P no fonecams suk (Peter ---> Shelby): ugh man im not using my powers for evil that is like superhero rule number 1 (Peter ---> Shelby): like day 1 superman shows up and is like tellin all the new superheroes 'okay first rule no evilin with your powerz' (Shelby ---> Peter): FINE ill find sumthin. u kno suprman isnt reel rite dude? (Shelby ---> Peter): hes liek santa claus (Shelby ---> Peter): n teh eester bunny (Peter ---> Shelby): hes real he saved the mayor (Peter ---> Shelby): have you talked to b (Shelby ---> Peter): tat wuz JAX lol (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah i know shutup (Shelby ---> Peter): (There is a long pause following this.) yah saw him ystrdy (Peter ---> Shelby): is he ok i talked to shane (Peter ---> Shelby): i dont think theyre coming back (Shelby ---> Peter): shut teh fuk up theyr cumin bak no way b is stayin away from scool (Shelby ---> Peter): jus gota beet sum facts into ther heds (Peter ---> Shelby): i dont know if thatll help but (Peter ---> Shelby): i want them to come back too (Shelby ---> Peter): mebe not 4 shane but hell go ware B goes n im getin B bak (Peter ---> Shelby): just be careful i dont know i think theyve got this dumb idea that were better off without them (Peter ---> Shelby): if you push them too hard they might just run (Shelby ---> Peter): B wont he needs me (Peter ---> Shelby): you need him too (Peter ---> Shelby): tell him that (Shelby ---> Peter): shut up (Shelby ---> Peter): WTF! (Peter ---> Shelby): im sorry im terrible with this stuff just like (Peter ---> Shelby): i told him that if he needs us to join team sharktwins we would but (Peter ---> Shelby): i dunno im just worried (Shelby ---> Peter): ...yah tey need 2 cum home :( i gess tey told ther socalwrkr tey dint wunna go bak 2 jax shanes idea SO FUKIN STUPD (Peter ---> Shelby): wait what (Peter ---> Shelby): oh man oh man (Shelby ---> Peter): i kno he maed me sware not 2 tel jax :( (Peter ---> Shelby): i thought they just werent going back to xaviers theyre not going back to jax either wth (Shelby ---> Peter): swhy teyr in brklyn rite? wulda ben home b4 this (Shelby ---> Peter): u kno y tey did it? cuz jax is happy rite now w/ his byfrnd n tey thnk he cant b hapy w/ them ther (Peter ---> Shelby): wth (Shelby ---> Peter): yah i kno (Shelby ---> Peter): dont tel em i told u k? (Peter ---> Shelby): i wont but (Shelby ---> Peter): but we gota get em home (Peter ---> Shelby): jax should know i mean im not gonna rat but jax should know (Shelby ---> Peter): yah i tink mebe can get B 2 talk 2 him (Shelby ---> Peter): MEBE (Peter ---> Shelby): dammit sharktwins wth (Shelby ---> Peter): i kno rite? (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah if b talks to him that would be good i guess (Shelby ---> Peter): but theyv ben thru a lot it fuks w/ ur hed u kno? liek they dont rilly kno wut normal is (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah (Peter ---> Shelby): yeah i mean i know it sounds terrible (Peter ---> Shelby): i kinda want to punch shane now (Peter ---> Shelby): but like i know that hes been through all this weird shit (Shelby ---> Peter): yah dont do it ware b can c u :P (Peter ---> Shelby): and i think i just want to punch all the stuff hes been through not him (Peter ---> Shelby): but like hes the only part of it that is punchable (Peter ---> Shelby): no man im not crazy omg b just nearly bit ivans head off for a beestung (Shelby ---> Peter): srsly i heer ya :( b is ttly sweet but yah he kinda gets liek... (Shelby ---> Peter): shanes him and hez shane (Peter ---> Shelby): plus that one time with that cop back at jax place and its like (Peter ---> Shelby): i mean not to be all ego but i am a pretty strong and fast dude and all but (Peter ---> Shelby): i think he could prolly gut me (Shelby ---> Peter): yah hez a badass cept no 1 knos it cuz hes so sweet n stuf :3 (Shelby ---> Peter): oh yah is ivan ok? (Peter ---> Shelby): oh yeah hes fine dudes basically scared to even look at bees tho hes been crying in the basement like nonstop but (Shelby ---> Peter): fuk (Peter ---> Shelby): i told him no being sad and he was like ok (Peter ---> Shelby): i think hell be okay (Peter ---> Shelby): rasas there and was all like 'yeah i forgive you no biggy' and that helped (Shelby ---> Peter): stupd stpd stupd wuts he thinks gona hapen @ a scool 4 kids liek us? shit gets out of cntrl rite? prof x sed they got good insurnc (Peter ---> Shelby): i know hes gonna blame himself for the sharktwins (Peter ---> Shelby): but ill talk to him about that and yeah (Shelby ---> Peter): yah culdve ben wors culdv burnd down a bildin haha (Peter ---> Shelby): we need to set up an agenda like for mission: sharktwins home (Shelby ---> Peter): tel him if he duz tat next tiem aim for teh math clasrm (Peter ---> Shelby): omg no why math is awesome (Shelby ---> Peter): yah ok also math suks n ur crazy (Peter ---> Shelby): he should aim for the art room art is boring (Peter ---> Shelby): er (Peter ---> Shelby): i forgot you are an artist nvm (Shelby ---> Peter): i cn gut u 2 u kno ill just do it slo ull nvr kno wen its comin (Peter ---> Shelby): art is awesome also i will help you with your youtube channel :( (Shelby ---> Peter): ok will get teh lptp n we cn get wrkin <3 (Peter ---> Shelby): ok just dont (Peter ---> Shelby): break any laws :( (Peter ---> Shelby): we need you for sharkbait (Shelby ---> Peter): lol i wont don worry. wuz jus fukin w/ u bout tat ill go 2 doug mebbe kisha (Peter ---> Shelby): gonna strap a bunch of fishsticks to you drag you in the bay (Peter ---> Shelby): b will come running (Peter ---> Shelby): omg what are you ppl doing to me (Shelby ---> Peter): yah 2 rescu me n get me awy from u crazypeeps (Peter ---> Shelby): ok i gotta go for class talk to you later (Shelby ---> Peter): kk