- (Horus --> Hive): GUESS WHAT.
- (Horus --> Hive): I get to have other friends now.
- (Horus --> Hive): NICER FRIENDS.
- (Horus --> Jax, Flicker): Wait, will you guys be my friends?
- (Horus --> Jax, Flicker): I told Hive I get to have nicer friends now but
- (Horus --> Jax, Flicker): oh this is horus by the way
- (Horus --> Jax, Flicker): I guess you know that Jax I'm in your living room.
- (Horus --> Jax, Flicker): Flicker, this is Horus and I need nicer friends.
- (Horus --> Ryan): RYAN GUESS WHAT
- (Horus --> Ryan): Wait nevermind you were right there you know already
- (Horus --> Shane): Shane let's go skateboarding
- (Horus --> Shane): This is Horus okay
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Bastian you have the best dad!
- (Horus --> Sebastian): I mean other dad?
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Actually I don't know is Micah your other-dad I guess you ALREADY had the best dad
- (Horus --> Sebastian): But okay you have two of the best dad
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Also can you make me a robot
- (Horus --> Sebastian): I'm starting an army
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Actually I just commandeered Micah's army but it's mine now
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Army, hehe
- (Horus --> Sebastian): It's funny because I don't have arms!
- (Horus --> Dusk): Dusk where are you are you flying can I come
- (Horus --> Dusk): If you're flying don't answer this because Micah says
- (Horus --> Dusk): No texting and flying together
- (Horus --> Dusk): (by the way this is horus)
- (Horus --> Dusk): I have a voice now you need to hear it
- (Horus --> Dusk): Also will you be my friend
- (Horus --> Dusk): Don't tell Hive but I still want to be his friend too
- (Horus --> Dusk): But I told him I was getting nicer friends
- (Horus --> Ducky): guess
- (Horus --> Ducky): WHAT
- (Horus --> Ducky): Jax gave me your number I hope that's okay
- (Horus --> Ducky): My nicest friend Micah made me a voice and it also texts people so I'm texting you
- (Horus --> Ducky): (this is Horus sorry I didn't say that first)
- (Horus --> Ducky): Hang on, flying now.
- (Horus --> Jax): I talked to a person today
- (Horus --> Jax): I went into a coffeeshop! On my own! And I talked to the coffeeperson, and I asked for a mocha!
- (Horus --> Jax): They chased me out of the store but I asked ALL BY MYSELF
- (Horus --> Jax): Um, can I come over and have a coffee, we're out.
- (Horus --> Micah): Did you know this thing plays music???
- (Horus --> Micah): I put all Ryan's music on it.
- (Horus --> Micah): Don't tell him, he'll get cocky about it.
- (Horus --> Micah): I took his headphones they're as big as my head though.
- (Horus --> Micah): Hey I think I saw your van below me!
- (Horus --> Micah): Don't worry I stopped on a roof to tell you that.
- (Horus --> Micah): It might have been someone else's TARDIS though.
- (Horus --> Jax): I saw a whole wall full of a mural!
- (Horus --> Jax): I think you'd like it look I'm taking a picture it's like New York gone all apocalypse. <image>
- (Horus --> Jax): I think you could do better though.
- (Horus --> Jax): Hey I found one of yours! I think this one's yours. It's full of pretty monsters. <image>
- (Horus --> Jax): And it has your dragonfly!
- (Horus --> Jax): I'm going to take pictures of all the ones that are good, okay?
- (Horus --> Shane): Did you know at the top of Spencer's school you can see SO MUCH of Greenwich? <image>
- (Horus --> Shane): Everyone looks nice from up here.
- (Horus --> Shane): I'm not stalking your brother I promise there's just a really nice spot up here.
- (Horus --> Dusk): I found a better perching spot come see come see.
- (Horus --> Dusk): Do you ever talk to bats?
- (Horus --> Dusk): Birds don't say very much that's interesting.
- (Horus --> Dusk): Everyone thinks it'd be neat to talk to them, NOPE.
- (Horus --> Dusk): I did meet a very sweet woodpecker once though.
- (Horus --> Dusk): hey are you actually dating your batfriend?
- (Horus --> Dusk): Um or whatever you call it
- (Horus --> Joshua): I got a voice!
- (Horus --> Joshua): Micah says I'm not allowed to text while flying though so
- (Horus --> Joshua): I was going to say that when I crash horribly you can come paramedic me!
- (Horus --> Joshua): But I won't crash horribly, don't worry.
- (Horus --> Joshua): I'm going to bring you lunch.
- (Horus --> Joshua): You're not up to your armpits in blood right now are you?
- (Horus --> Joshua): Because that's unhygenic for eating.
- (Horus --> Jax, Micah): Um I brought you more coffee
- (Horus --> Jax, Micah): Sorry I'll just. leave it outside your door um
- (Horus --> Hive): Hive what if people don't like me even if I can talk to them
- (Horus --> Hive): i don't actually know how to make friends anymore
- (Horus --> Taylor): Do you like your school?
- (Horus --> Taylor): are there other birdpeople there
- (Horus --> Shane): <links to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU> Woah why don't you play stuff like that??
- (Horus --> Shane): I bet you and Bastian could have a really popular youtube channel. Singing sharks.
- (Horus --> Shane): A capella chomping.
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Do you think I could have robot arms for playing music with again?
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Maybe that's too much robot arms.
- (Horus --> Ducky): i bet you can commisserate with me on this
- (Horus --> Ducky): Sometimes birds are kind of stupid
- (Horus --> Ducky): Also rude?
- (Horus --> Ducky): Oh but sometimes I find the most awesome nests. Under roofs and things.
- (Horus --> Ducky): Do you like music?
- (Horus --> Ducky): I mean like actual kinds of music not like. Bird music.
- (Horus --> Ducky): or maybe coffee
- (Horus --> Ducky): I'm not supposed to drink all the coffee but sometimes I like to go
- (Horus --> Ducky): Did you know you can put ALL the flavors in coffees?
- (Horus --> Ducky): Oh uh wow I might have gotten lost, that hasn't happened in a while.
- (Horus --> Ducky): I'm not even texting WHILE flying I'm just. Texting AND flying.
- (Horus --> Ducky): My GPS is confused about what road I'm on. WHOOPS.
- (Horus --> Ducky): Um wow I think I'm in Staten Island how does that happen.
- (Horus --> Liam, Clarice): I think I'm in Staten Island
- (Horus --> Liam, Clarice): Is this
- (Horus --> Liam, Clarice): the real life?
- (Horus --> Liam, Clarice): Is this just fantasy?
- (Horus --> Sebastian, Shane): WOAH I can put books on here too!
- (Horus --> Sebastian, Shane): This is like the best thing in the history of things.
- (Horus --> Sebastian, Shane): Also I'm watching your roommate's youtube now she's pretty good.
- (Horus --> Daiki): Oh my god look at this person's dog it's just a giant wall of floof. <image>
- (Horus --> Daiki): I bet you could ride him. Ponydog.
- (Horus --> Ducky): Now I found the beach!
- (Horus --> Ducky): I tried to get a pretzel they didn't want to sell it to me.
- (Horus --> Ducky): But then someone else bought me a pretzel?
- (Horus --> Ducky): I gave most of it to pigeons.
- (Horus --> Ducky): I kind of want to swim but then I'd have to put my voice down.
- (Horus --> Ducky): And I'm afraid seagulls will steal it if I hide it somewhere high up.
- (Horus --> Ducky): Do you leave school much?
- (Horus --> Ducky): I mean I can also go to your school but
- (Horus --> Ducky): The thing is that it's full of people
- (Horus --> Ducky): I guess so is the beach.
- (Horus --> Ducky): But maybe we could get a coffee not-at-school
- (Horus --> Ducky): I mean if I find somewhere that will give me a coffee I'm kind of 0 for 2 on that today
- (Horus --> Jax): This graffiti looks like water-pixies. <image>
- (Horus --> Jax): And look this one's yours, too! <image>
- (Horus --> Jax): I found a place that could really use some of your art though it's sad right now. <image>
- (Horus --> Jax): I'll make you a list, okay?
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Hey look at this chess set holy cow it's like
- (Horus --> Sebastian): Game of Thrones chess pieces <image>
- (Horus --> Micah): Okay I DEFINITELY found someone else with a TARDIS. <image>
- (Horus --> Micah): You have some competition
- (Horus --> Micah): Probably not I bet this impostor isn't part of a cyborg army.
- (Horus --> Micah): But I bet they WANT to be.
- (Horus --> Micah): Oh wow did you know they're having a free ballet in the park!
- (Horus --> Micah): Just like. Out on a stage in the grass!
- (Horus --> Micah): I have the best view of anyone.
- (Horus --> Micah): There's also a street festival on Bleecker Street
- (Horus --> Micah): So much music. SO much food.
- (Horus --> Micah): Do you play any musics?
- (Horus --> Micah): I used to, did you know that?
- (Horus --> Micah): I don't think I told you that it was a long time ago I had arms then.
- (Horus --> Jax, Micah): I weeded your garden
- (Horus --> Jax, Micah): ALL your gardens I think
- (Horus --> Jax, Micah): Maybe a couple that weren't yours, there's a lot of ninja gardens around here it turns out.
- (Horus --> Flicker): Woah I tried to play this subway surfer game it's not easy with a stylus!
- (Horus --> Flicker): It's okay I'm still beating you in Words with Friends.
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): Have you played Draw Something with Jax, it's ridiculous.
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): He makes the most elaborate things. Tiny little masterpieces.
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): Like I think he just drew me the entire cast of Finding Nemo
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): All I draw is these little squiggle-fish
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): I feel guilty when I solve them and his pictures vanish.
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): Or if I solve them right away and then it turns out he drew this whole detailed story for me.
- (Horus --> Dusk, Flicker): I think he gets REALLY BORED at work.
- (Horus --> Sebastian, Flicker, Dusk, Hive): From up here I can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!
- (Horus --> Ryan): Woah, um, I kind of left the city by accident.
- (Horus --> Ryan): I ended up in some kind of terrifying wasteland.
- (Horus --> Ryan): I guess it's called NEW JERSEY.
- (Horus --> Dusk): Do you ever just want to
- (Horus --> Dusk): Keep flying forever?
- (Horus --> Dusk): Just maybe until the end of the world.
- (Horus --> Dusk): See what's on the other side.
- @neferhor: I think my wings might be melting off
- @neferhor: For some reason all my friends keep telling me to make a twitter
- @neferhor: Maybe it's a bird joke
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