ArchivedLogs:Cluttered Minds

Cluttered Minds
Dramatis Personae Hive, Micah, Melinda, Jim, Shelby, Jackson, Mirror
In Absentia	2013-03-27 '
Location BORG Collective
<Borg> Someone is leaking a quiet and inadvertent sense of puzzlement over the mental airwaves. << -- honey -- ? >> <Borg> Someone says, "Can you be more specific?" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Yes, dear? >>" <Borg> Someone hums quietly. << Oh, sugar sugar. You are my candy girl. >> <Borg> Someone snickers. <Borg> Someone's sleeping mind shifts into a dream of Pooh in a music video... <Borg> Someone says, "That would be /Hunny/!" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... no. /Honey/. >> This comes with a puzzled mental /picture/. A gift basket. Tea. Two jars of honey." <Borg> Someone quietly perks. << /Honey/-honey. >> <Borg> Someone is also puzzled now. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Jegus fuck, honey-honey, now you all SOUND like Jax fucking hell. Isn't ONE 'honey' saccharine enough? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "Mmmmmm, someone is thinking about the taste of honey on their tongue." <Borg> Someone now has "A Taste of Honey" stuck in their head. Woo...old Beatles. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Do -- do y'all like honey oh man I don't even know if any of you are close to me. Uh. This brainthing is weird y'all. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Who doesn't like /honey/? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Dirty vegan hippies. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Gorram bee liberationists. >>" <Borg> Someone mentally /toe-scuffs/. <Borg> Someone says, "<< ...people who are trying to /sleep/, Jesus fuck... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Yeah apologize to the fucking /senior citizen/ over there needs to be in bed by fucking ten. >>" <Borg> Someone randomly kick-bite-scuffs at the HIVELINESS of his mind. It's become like an idle chew toy. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Fuck you that wasn't me this time, you slanty-eyed yellow sack of goat shit. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "Are there senior citizens /and/ kids in here now?" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I have a quiz first thing tomorrow, okay? >> Pause. << Wait, any of you wanna ride along for Algebra? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Jim is fucking geriatric. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Hive's great at algebra. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< That's it, I'm gonna go slam my hand in a car door. And SHARE it with you people. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< What the fuck, no, I'm kinda shitty at it probably I haven't done it in years the fuck? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... but you're Asian. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< It's like baby algebra, Hive. With the fucking freshmen. Plleeeeeease? >>" <Borg> Someone thinks that's Japenese specific. <Borg> Someone says, "That's /racist/." <Borg> Someone says, "Kid, Hive ain't even got a calculator to his name right now." <Borg> Someone's facepalming can probably be /felt/ by all of you right now. <Borg> Someone says, "<< He can borrow mine, /duh/. >>" <Borg> Someone wants honey. <Borg> Someone SIGHS. I'm alright with math. Jesus, it's been about ten years but I'll come along. You better buy me a fern. <Borg> Someone says, "<<Heywait, that's /cheating/, too...>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You can have mine, someone gave me a, uh. Gift -- I don't know? Basket? With honey? I can't even eat this. Also, guys, Hive is lying, he's pretty great at math. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< No it's not. The answers will be coming from my own head. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< We're mutants. Mutants cheat at LIFE. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< OK, fine, yeah, I am, but it's shitall to do with being Asian, okay? I just studied a lot of engineering. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Seriously. And math cheats too, what the hell are letters doing up in the numbers. Christ. >>" <Borg> Someone is sick of this math talk already. Can I have the honey. <Borg> Someone says, "Who's getting honey. I want honey." <Borg> Someone says, "<<Equations are the devil's sentences!>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< If I pass, can I have some honey? >>" <Borg> Someone has no idea who /has/ honey, or who /wants/ the honey. Has no honey, if that is helpful? <Borg> Someone says, "<< If this is just one of you being a cocktease again... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Cocktease with honey. Kinky. Also messy. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Silly, you don't put honey on cocks. External use only. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<<Ohgosh, /sticky/ bad...>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< .... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Also. Cocks are external. So. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Cocks are ex -- HEY. Get out of my HEAD. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Oh wait. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< But it's best when they go in things. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< No you! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Honey is meant to be eaten >:). >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Look guys okay at least SOME of you must be near the east village. Someone is getting this honey. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Fuck you I'm coming over. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< What, you don't want to keep it now? Free sex toy, dude! >>" <Borg> Someone eyebrowwaggles. << He's giving someone his honey. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... it's not vegan I don't EAT honey! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "!!!" <Borg> Someone has a very sudden awkward PANG because SOMEONE isn't there to say fuck-you to when he visits :(. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Also feel kind of WEIRD about the gift basket in general but, uh. Honey! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You can say fuck you. Just say it at Jax, I'll hear. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< How is honey not vegan? >>" <Borg> Someone quietly twinges underneat the joking, though. <Borg> Someone can't say 'fuck you' to Jax! D:< <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... bees are animals, dude. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< It's made by bee-slave labour. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Nuh uh, they're bugs. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... >>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You're gonna need some help when it comes time for biology, too, aren't you. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< And they make it anyway. It's not like baby sheep, they don't fall on your plate in chops. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ...probably. Bastian said he'd help me. :( >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Someone else meet me at Jax's. I need to yell at someone through them. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Also just not too clear on the whole vegan concept as a WHOLE. Uh. Look. Just picture everything good in life, okay? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Then imagine you can't have any of it. That's vegan. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Um. I can't right now. Someone may be about to get mobbed over here.  :( >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ...mobbed? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Mobbed? >>" <Borg> Someone says, " << Angryguys. Visiblemutant. Ugh >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ! >>" <Borg> Someone is suddenly fretting. << Y'okay? >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< Son of a bitch. Run 'em over. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Not in the middle of it. I'm on foot. Got my phone. May call the cops if this goes south. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< There's a MOB where the hell did the MOB come from?? >>" <Borg> Someone says, " << OKAY, it's only like 3 people, but they're /big/. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... would they like some honey? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Assholes always travel in packs. Like pigeons. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You are like a MAGNET for this shit, man, get inside! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You could throw the honey at them. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Honey-bomb. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< HAS NO HONEY! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< And then run like your ass is on fire. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Flicker could get you honey in a hurry, he's mobile again. >>" <Borg> Someone says, " << Somehow, I think /honey-throwing/ will only make this /worse/. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< How could honey make anything worse, it's /honey/! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Where the hell are you? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< OMG guys Jim's turning into a TOTAL hero. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Near some club in the Village? I was just walkin' home from the /store/. >>" <Borg> Someone is still quietly fretting. << Where are you, honey-hon >> << oh gosh honey >> << oh like the endearment this time not like sweetstuff. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< Kick their ass, Jim! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Shut the fuck up I'm on my way. >>" <Borg> Someone YANKS at Jim's brain. << Jegus fuck I swear I'm leashing you don't you fucking start shit asshole. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< OW FUCK YOU >>" <Borg> Someone YANKYANKTHRASH. <Borg> Someone says, "THRASHTHRASHTHRASHTHRASHTHRASH" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Oooh, someone's in troooouble. Lots of someones! C'mon, no, he's /awesome/ when he's kicking ass! He's like BAM! I GOT A GUN! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I can thrash harder, don't even try to start shit with me. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< You know what that situation DOESN'T need? A gun. >>" <Borg> Someone says, " << It hasn't gotten violent...er...violent in a way that /did/ anything yet? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Not. Gonna. Use. A. Gun. >> THRASHTRASHTHRASH." <Borg> Someone says, " << NO GUNS! >>" <Borg> Someone mumbles. << ...still a badass, even without a gun... >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< you don't need a fucking gun to deal with stupid street punks JESUS CHRIST LAY OFF ASSHOLE. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "YANKYANK - 'GATOR ROLL." <Borg> Someone doesn't thrash so much as CLAMP DOWN on Jim. Like a mastiff laying his PAW down on a yappy shih-tzu. << S'a fucking idiot is what he is. Go to bed, old man. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< ...!!!!! >:(!!!!!! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< !!!... !!....! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<<(I still think you're a badass)>>" <Borg> Someone finally gives up. GOES LIMP. << FUCK YOU. >> <Borg> Someone still wants honey. <Borg> Someone is an idiot.  :( <Borg> Someone wants an ice pack >:|. ... and honey. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Oh gosh who is an idiot what's going on is everyone okay??? >>" <Borg> Someone can't leave well enough alone. Will have to update you on the okay.  :( <Borg> Someone says, "<< Shoulda let Jim go handle bidness, dude. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Why didn't you stop HIM? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Micah's not a fucking idiot is why even if he has no self-esteem. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Last time Jim handled fucking business I had to come brainrape a facemelting psychopath do you know what it's LIKE having that shit in your HEAD no thanks. >>" <Borg> Someone has self-esteem. Makes bad /choices/. <Borg> Someone lipbites. << Oh gosh oh gosh are you okay please be okay. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< ... >>" <Borg> Someone says, "obviously, he's dead and we're just communing with his spirit." <Borg> Someone's not dead yet! <Borg> Someone says, "<< Man, guys, Hive is like almost /normal/ again. Check it out, he said I! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< DON'T DIE. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I got better? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Ohgosh, nerd <3! >>" <Borg> Someone is glad someone got it. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Monty Python is not /nerd/ dude what the fuck. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< That is like as main-fucking-stream as you can get. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Whafuck is Monty Python? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< See? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< One person being /pop/-culturally illiterate doesn't make it any nerdier, dipshit. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< So am I allowed to go see if anyone's bleeding yet, or am I still supposed to just sit on my hands for the rest of the day? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< No one is bleeding. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Sit on your fucking hands, asshole. Nobody's bleeding. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Oh no. I was disappointly mainstream in my choice of geeky material. Why the hell are you so grumpy? >>" <Borg> Someone is really not sure how this is gonna go. << Sorry I think loud. I don't mean to worry everyone. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< Sorry, I'm going to have to agree. If my mom has seen it, it's not geeky. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< S'been a few days since he's had Jim-kisses. >>" <Borg> Someone thought Mel was getting the Jim-kisses. <Borg> Someone is still worried. /Leaking/ worry /all over/ the rest of you. <Borg> Someone hugs. Generally. Just hugs /everything/. <Borg> Someone says, "<< If something bad is happening, why aren't all of us in the city wandering out there en masse to stare down the bad and make it creeped the hell out? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< creepiness could totally discourage violence." <Borg> Someone says, ">>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I'm in my jammies. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Do you have any idea how the fuck many bad things happen in the city every fucking day, jegus. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Also, Micah is a /big boy/. If he wanted an entourage swooping to his rescue like some fucking damsel in /distress/ he could ask for backup. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I'm not saying 'save the world' I'm saying 'one of our own is out there and fretting up a storm. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Micah, would you like backup? >>" <Borg> Someone is a self-rescuing princess, thank you. << Well, sometimes, anyway. I think more people might just make this worse. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< There. See. Now all of you sit down and shut the fuck up. >>" <Borg> Someone thinks REALLY HARD about cheekpinching Hive. <Borg> Someone goes back to making ramen. << How did you know I was standing? That's amazing! >> <Borg> Someone wasn't going to start shit, you meddling sack of shit. I have, at a FEW rare time sin my life, been able to help solve problems. <Borg> Someone says, "SHOCKING as that may be to you" <Borg> Someone is trying to write, please quiet your lovers' quarrel. <Borg> Someone might be starting to imagine Hive and Jim making out HARD CORE. <Borg> Someone joins in. <Borg> Someone is revving up to... try... THRASHING... AGAIN. <Borg> Someone says, "<< treeee kisses. His beard is all mossy and soffft... >>" <Borg> Someone says, " << OHGOSH that is really distracting. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Mel got one kiss and look what it's done to her brain. >>" <Borg> Someone is a burning angry coil of /embarrassment/. <Borg> Someone says, "<< That seems to be a common trend around here. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< There's this whole thing about a lack of privacy. Like I'm pretty sure you all know that I am wearing polka dot underwear today. See? No privacy. >>" <Borg> Someone likes polka dots. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Good thing we have FRIENDS for that. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Friends? For underwear? >>" <Borg> Someone is puzzled. Has his own underwear. <Borg> Someone says, "<< To polka? >>" <Borg> Someone isn't polkaing what the fuck. <Borg> Someone had a polka class in the 8th grade, doesn't remember shit about how to actually polka. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance -- >>" <Borg> Someone imagines it's mostly a lot of locking arms and spinning around? To accordions? <Borg> Someone says, "<< They're no friends of mine! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Did it seriously just get all Safety Dance in here? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< We can dance if we want to, okay? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< YES. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< But we /can't/ leave our friends behind...>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Because brain-tethers. >>" <Borg> Someone sullen brain-yank. <Borg> Someone likes her attachment to Hive. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Okay, I think the situation cooled off. Should be fine as long as no one calls the cops on the Mutanting in Progress. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Don't say thinks like that. It's like asking the Universe to do what you just described would be bad. >>" <Borg> Someone grumbles. << The flatscan did fine on his own. No superheroing needed. Can we all get back to our lives now? >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< Didn't /say/. /Thought/.>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Hey! That's -- wait is that racist? What do you even call that? It's not a nice word though! >>" <Borg> Someone is still trying to write. << Can I perhaps have some earplugs. Mindplugs. Somethingplugs. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< Hey. 'Flatscan' over here. >>" <Borg> Someone snickers. Somethingplugs alright. <Borg> Someone isn't sure what that means.  :( <Borg> Someone says, "<< I'm sorry, forgive me. What is the politically correct term for the genetically inferior? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< When they scan us, we cause no blips on the mutant registry. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< So the scan comes out flat. >>" <Borg> Someone giggles. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Dunno... I just go with 'boring'. :) >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Politically correct term is 'you're an asshole.' >>" <Borg> Someone has sudden memories of Micahkissing. << notboring at all ohmygosh >> << SORRY >> <Borg> Someone gigglefits. "<< /Geneticist/. >> <Borg> Someone BLUSHES FURIOUSLY. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Okay, Micah's not boring because his lips are superior. >>" <Borg> Someone BLUSHES FURIOUSLIER. Which is a word OHGOSH. <Borg> Someone says, "<< /Queer/ flatscan. Great. /How/ do I turn this thing off again? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< apparently, you ask one of the few people that convinced Hive to let go of someone to let go of you. But maybe bribes were involved too. SO. Bribery. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I bribed him with my /brain/ last time. And I'm fresh out of those. Sorry. >>" <Borg> Someone can't let most of these people go, sorry. Kinda stuck with the assholes as /well/. <Borg> Someone isn't any more happy about it than the rest of you. <Borg> Someone says, "<< OH. Well, sorry. Bribery is out. >>" <Borg> Someone doesn't really know how this all happened I just tried to kick Hive's ass until he let some go. <Borg> Someone says, "<< ...and then man, how do you kick that out if you don't know when the next time you can punch him in the FACE might be. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Don't punch Hive. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< It's real easy. Just punch yourself in the face, he'll feel it. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< NO punching! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Hey, he can shove me around in my BRAIN, I'm can shove around HIS FACE with my FIST. >>" <Borg> Someone protectivehugs Hive. <Borg> Someone sends a sudden jolt of pain through the network. May have just punched themselves in the face. <Borg> Someone says, "<< ! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< That wasn't me. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Jegus /fuck/. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Ow. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Jesus! Knock it the hell off! >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< WHATtheWHY??? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< WASN'T ME. JESUS. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< What the hell. You made me spill my ramen. Can we get back to the kissing? I like that better. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< owowow >>" <Borg> Someone likes kissing. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Wait. Is someone hurt? >>" <Borg> Someone idly drifts into Micahkissing daydreams. <Borg> Someone gets really distracted... <Borg> Someone grumbles. << Y'know, half you assholes were all SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT and now you're not letting me sleep. >> <Borg> Someone says, "<< I think they did it to themselves. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Why the fuck would anyone do this. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Go to sleep, Shelby, school is still important, even when sleep deprived. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Seriously? Fucking gayass kissing AGAIN goddammit let me the fuck go this is ridiculous. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Kissing is better than schoolwork. >>" <Borg> Someone ... idly drifts into Micahsex daydreams. <Borg> Someone ...misses Bastian. <Borg> Someone has an immediate rush of embarrasment ohgoshohgosh shutup brain. <Borg> Someone gets reallyreally distracted. Realises distractedness. /BLUSHES/. OHGOSH. <Borg> Someone grumbles. Fag. <Borg> Someone says, "<< My brain is mean to me :( >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Sex is much better than schoolwork. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Sorry, Micah, I don't know if I will be able to look you in the face next time I see you. But, if you want to get coffee sometime, that'd be cool. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Who the fuck is that? >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Not me! >>" <Borg> Someone is not a cigarette, by the way. <Borg> Someone says, "<< not me. >" <Borg> Someone wants a cigarette. <Borg> Someone puts a pillow over her head, starts counting sex positions to try to get to sleep. <Borg> Someone says, "<< Who am I gettin' coffee with, now?>>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Mel. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Oh. Yeah. Coffee. Must be Mel-me >>" <Borg> Someone smiles. "<< Oh, sure, that'd be nice. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< I got open mic tomorrow, maybe during the weekend? >>" <Borg> Someone is getting hungry. The brainlink is flooding with -- an odd craving for blood. <Borg> Someone says, "<< I'm going to the range. You can all kiss my ass. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< DUSK, eat. >>" <Borg> Someone says, "<< Dammit. I had two bowls of ramen and now I'm hungry again. >>" <Borg> Someone will be bombarding the collective with loud, BLAM! BLAM! ... *chk-klk* .... BLAM! BLAM! noises for a while. <Borg> Someone hkhawgehsja. <Borg> Someone idly thinks about biting...hm...