ArchivedLogs:Im not ded

Im not ded
Dramatis Personae Doug, Jim, Sebastian, Shelby
In Absentia	2013-04-13 '
Location ???
(Sebastian --> Shelby): BZZT TEXT. Saturday night sometime. hi shelb u there? (Shelby --> Sebastian): Shelby is a long, long time in answering. Then: ...no (Sebastian --> Shelby): o :( um but plz be there? (Shelby --> Sebastian): y? ur not' (Shelby --> Sebastian): fuk ugh ok fien wut?' (Sebastian --> Shelby): ... i m here i havent gone newhere. i miss u is wut. im sry i havent txted. (Shelby --> Sebastian): srsly? ur sry? ur gone u wernt bak in scool n u dnt txt n ur here? i KNO gone' (Sebastian --> Shelby): im not dating the skool shelby m dating u (Shelby --> Sebastian): so how cum no txts huh?' (Doug --> Shelby): Just a picture. Of a laptop monitor browser opened to Shelby's YouTube page, with a Care Bear cartoon barely blocked out by the 'Save Changes?' pop-up and a finger hovering over the laptop's RETURN key. That's all. No text accompanies. (Sebastian --> Shelby): im txting you rite now! (Shelby --> Doug): AUGH FUK NO DUDE LOOKIN UR MAILBOX!' (Shelby --> Sebastian): ...' (Shelby --> Sebastian): shane ther?' (Doug --> Shelby): A few minutes later, another text: Dude. You could have sent a text. You are so lucky. (Shelby --> Doug): yeah sry got kinda sidtrkd wuz guna leve u a note but. u +1 tat vid i got up?' (Doug --> Shelby): Of course. :-) It looks good! You want me to hoist the Jolly Roger and score you some video editing software? (Sebastian --> Shelby): idk he's dancin with eric i guess (Shelby --> Doug): 4 srs? sweeeeet xcept duno shit bout editin mebe culd just send u stuf n u mak it prty? >.>' (Doug --> Shelby): Holy crap. My eyes. Xavier's -does- teach English, right? (Sebastian --> Shelby): can we hang out? (Shelby --> Sebastian): so u get lonly n THEN u txt me. i c. i duno.' (Doug --> Shelby): I could edit some stuff for you. It's not my main thing, but the software's generally pretty easy to get along with. (Shelby --> Doug): shutup i got liek 5 yeers of scool 2 catch up on sgonna taek awile. n itd b cool if u culd do tat 4 me id <3 u 4vr' (Shelby --> Doug): srsly musics teh ONLY thing i got goin 4 me rite now' (Sebastian --> Shelby): ok. i m free 2moro if u want 2 do sumthin, if not then hav a good wknd (Doug --> Shelby): THAT'S crap. You've got more going on for you than you think. (Shelby --> Sebastian): wait no i jus i duno b. srsly. wut am i suposd 2 think? u dont sho up u dont txt or call n i feel liek im chasin u n u dont wana b chasd or caut. im pised @ u n i dont wana b' (Doug --> Shelby): You're going to a big-time school, you were in a big show with a rising music star, and your page already has like 4000 likes on YouTube. And you're street smart. (Shelby --> Doug): yeah i gess' (Doug --> Shelby): Hey, you helped me out a lot the other day. So, you're a good person, to boot. WHO KNEW? (Shelby --> Doug): sry b is txtin me sjust all fukd up latly u kno?' (Shelby --> Doug): lol fuk tat not so good. u get ne good names from flicker?' (Sebastian --> Shelby): were not comin bak 2 skool. that dun mean i dun want 2 c u. m sry i havent txtd its just been a mess. i DO want 2 c u tho i miss u. (Doug --> Shelby): I can guess. Shane's a big fishjerk. (Doug --> Shelby): He gave me a couple names. I think I'm gonna meet this guy Jeremy for coffee. He seems pretty cool. (Shelby --> Sebastian): how cum u dint txt me?' (Shelby --> Doug): ugh he cn b a jerk yeah wish thyd cum home. tats good tho, meetin sum1. he hot?' (Doug --> Shelby): He seems pretty cute. Brown hair, green eyes. Just the right amount of nerdy, based on his Facebook page. :-) (Shelby --> Doug): nerrrrrd' (Sebastian --> Shelby): turned off my phone. kinda disapeared in2 the water mostly. hard 2 txt underwater. (Doug --> Shelby): Guilty as charged. (Shelby --> Sebastian): yeah i gess ur fosters dint call teh cops on u 4 tat?' (Shelby --> Doug): hope it works out neway b niec if sumthin goes good for sum1' (Sebastian --> Shelby): dun think they care much. i meen tehy were mad wen we cum bak but w/e. (Doug --> Shelby): Things will get better. It just sucks right now. (Shelby --> Sebastian): so ur guna liv on teh street?' (Sebastian --> Shelby): no. i meen were still @ the foster place they didnt kik us out wen we came bak just got mad (Shelby --> Sebastian): fuk em. ur shrks gota hav water.' (Sebastian --> Shelby): yea they dont like remembering that. kind of mad @ all the showers we take so just went 2 the water. (Sebastian --> Shelby): cant live there 4ever tho (Sebastian --> Shelby): i mean we can. but. wud miss u. (Shelby --> Sebastian): ugh wish u wuldve misd me enuff 2 text b4 evn liek sumthin short 2 let me kno u wrnt ded' (Jim --> Shelby): Okay. I'm coffee'd. Where'm I picking you up? (Sebastian --> Shelby): sry. im not ded. (Shelby --> Sebastian): ...where u @?' (Sebastian --> Shelby): evolve (Shelby --> Jim): jesus wut u do fly 2 columbia?' (Jim --> Shelby): Hey, your freaky bug friend infested me. What do you want. (Shelby --> Sebastian): i cn b ther soon' (Shelby --> Jim): sum1 who shows up i gota go yell @ b' (Jim --> Shelby): What. Now? (Shelby --> Jim): yeah 2day suks so bad u dont evn kno' (Jim --> Shelby): I rented a fuckin car. (Sebastian --> Shelby): k cu (Shelby --> Jim): so go stik ur dick in its tailpipe did u tel me u wer gona rent a car? NO. did i kno hive wuz gona kiss me? NO. did i kno b wuz gonna sho up after DAYS of not bein around? FUKIN NO' (Shelby --> Jim): u n vry1 els can SUK MY DICK' (Jim --> Shelby): Or, and this is just a suggestion, you could unbunch your panties and tell me where you're at. (Jim --> Shelby): And I could drive you wherever you need to get to. (Shelby --> Jim): ugh fien wutvr gota meet him @ evolve (she gives a cross-street address about twenty-five minutes from there, with traffic)' (Jim --> Shelby): I'll get you there. (Shelby --> Jim): thx. sry i told u 2 suk my dick.' (Jim --> Shelby): Kid, you don't even got one. (Shelby --> Jim): shut up i got balls biggern urs' (Jim --> Shelby): Keep telling yourself that, kid. (Shelby --> Jim): ur not spsd 2 txt n drive btw' (Jim --> Shelby): Thanks, officer cunt. (Shelby --> Jim): tats officer baby pussy 2 u, asshole' (Jim --> Shelby): You can read me my rights along the way. (Shelby --> Jim): yeah liek i need nother guy telin me fuk no. jus get here.' (Jim --> Shelby): Dude, I'm the one getting stood up. You owe me a coffee later. (Shelby --> Jim): coffee beer mint plant wutevr u want' (Jim --> Shelby): Hive really kiss you? (Shelby --> Jim): yeah' (Shelby --> Jim): dint tel b yet fuk im a screw up'