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From Xavier's with Love

Your eyes may bleed, sorry.

Dramatis Personae

Rasa, Shelby

Tuesday and Wednesday


Two teens give updates on drugs, sex, and search & rescue efforts. (warning: some discussion of genitals)

Location

<XS> Rasa and Shelby's Dorm - FL2, <NYC> 303 {Holland} - Village Lofts - East Village


Early evening on Tuesday, Shelby's phone lights up. It is a text from Rasa.

  • (Rasa-->Shelby) SHelbys. waht the fuck. fuck fufk fuck fus.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) wtf r u hihe?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) FUck yes. how did you oknwo?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) my phonei sfucking growing wings ahwat the shit.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) cuz ur prty borin typr usully. omg srsly? lol!! wut did u taek?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) din't atke. girl game in and gave us cupcakes... then fuking freaked out when Ivan spidered and now aweverything is pixydust and fuuuuu.c
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) sum chik gaev u drugd cupcaeks? omg XD w8 r u liek ok n stuf? u changin shaep?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) trying not to... fucking.. not the cupcakes. s he djust made them. she has wings and there is dust that comes from them and they make... oh.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) 4 reel? drug wings huh tats a new 1 how cum i got teh shity powar n sum1 cn maek drugz w/ ther wings
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) because you don't desrve that power? fuck if I know.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) she could be immune. you'd hate that.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) pfffft i ttly dserv tat powar :P altho tat wuld suk yah u shuld find out 4 me so i kno 2 be jelus or not u sumwher saef rite now?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) dont go chasin buterflys out windos
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I am in Ivan's room. can't.. go... anywhere.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) O RLY
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) is he hihe 2?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) hihe sex is teh best sex so u kno
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) mabye. he's not talking.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) put ur mouf on his dik bet he sez sumthin ten
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) fuuuuck. I kissed him. He was soooo not 100% into it.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) 2 much tung?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) no tongue. justlips. fuuuuuk. so inseures. worried about stufs.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) u or him?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) both?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Him. then me. telepathy and kissing is hard if theperosn isn't...
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) actually turnedone?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) i gess so nvr rilly kisd ne1 n didnt get turnd on but i gess it hapens
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) ok ther wuz tis 1 tiem
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) but tat guy wuz an ass n ur not an ass
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) iahhhave ana asss
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) tere iz a BIG diff btw havin a hot lil ass n BEIN an ass XD
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) you haee ana ass too.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) yep n minez evn hoter
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) there area ssses on the waaallll
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) wut
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) SO. we are all going to helpsearch ror the twsinaandpeter.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) lol wut y ur hihe? uh uh no ur not
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) hada meeting.there were cupcakes. going to bee teean squatds in the city.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) fuk yessssss xteens
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) teachers are being asses and tryingt o .ekep us in the school. Ivan'sar grounded.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) justafor beint Peter's roomamtae.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) ohman i shuld get teh doc 2 rite me a note so tey dont maek me cum bak yet im liek getin 2 lissen 2 all jaxs calls n talkin 2 cops n stuf
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) wahtis going on thers?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) any clues?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) fuk no sliek tey jus vanishd :(
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) where? we ca sarch.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) duno must b neer heer tho teh lofts cuz tey wer just gona go get cofee beens n choclat.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) youshuld cfy at Jax and say you're doo traumatized to gbo bck to school.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) He's ateacerh.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) totally shoublback you up
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) oh ttly he haznt sed shit bout me havin 2 go bak yet n if he duz ill jus get doc 2 let me stay ther. or hive.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) youxtill want to tabp that ass?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) becausehe'a tn ass as well as having one.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) u dont evn kno n he sed he wants 2 but hed melt my hed or sumthin
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) MY ARMS ARE FAR AWAY.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) WHY ARE THEY FAR WQAY.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) cuz ur hihe omg rasa
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) c tis is y u shuld do shit moar often U WULD KNO
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) aaaaaaaaa.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) why?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I am aamawweewsderfoijf mess. like... weird and logn and cu.fker.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) ...r u goin 2 fuk logan? ur brakin up
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) lONG>
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) FELL OFF BHED.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) STILLON ETH BED
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) A:: OVERER THE BESD
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) ANDOTNTHE FLORO
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) ok maaaaaabe u shud find liek a buket 2 slep in
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) YOUER"ABUCKET
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) tat wuz teh wurst insut in teh histori of insuts
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) youe'refaucking isuntl to inzults.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) sehruld. should. probala,y sleep.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) be an IVanbalnket.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) lolololol ur so bad at tis XD omg im savin tese 2 sho u wen i get bak
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) don't fauking care.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Ilt hink i like I van.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) brain is interseting.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) very.cudlly.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) go cudle him 4 reel he proly needs sum cudls rite now n u do 2
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) ohfuck, I heardtahe beeesin hus brain.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) beez, man. baeeasszz
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) srsly? do tehy tikle?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) teelhim where hthey are nd shiat.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) allthe fuacingtime.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) nohoneder. no ownder he so disatracted.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) no wundr hez got liek teh craaaaazy eys
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) liker hundreds of peopslea telling you where they area tll atll at once.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) i meen tat in teh niecst way
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) yes
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) be nicea
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) he haz vry niec eys
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) yrs
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) but boy cn staer
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) yrs
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) liek O.O
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) wheyq why did I spell tht the same twoce?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) whattuefuck.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) kay. sleping with Ciavan now.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) im telin ivan
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Scarletwaomn. they'regongto kick me oauto the school.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) thingk I'msexing hi min nthe doorms or soemthgin.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) nohone will know though. Peters' gon. you'ere gone.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) just fukin w/ ya lol no teyr not tey dint kik shane out 4 fukin omg
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) IECOULD BE SEXINEEGHIM RIGHTNWOR.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) jb4 tey went misin shane sed hez not comin bak 2 schol
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) unvfufn unf
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) wthaerfut.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) stop makin out w/ ur fone dude
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) youdaweid why/
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) ehyw he'noat cominb back? we havea adrug facirty now.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) gess he sed it wuznt 4 him but b wuz guna stay
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) drug bva... fairy.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) druuuug faaarrrrriiiii.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) name is megan.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) ok srsly u ned 2 sleep girlfredn
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) tll him.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) druf vairy. come to school.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) will wen we find him
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) fine.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) seeping.s
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) miss you.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) miss u 2 giv ivan a pinch 4 me
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) give jaxa guh.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) tellhim we all wantst o find them... and we'll do anythigns.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) i will
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) don'tetell him about eht secret teensquads.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) he'll narq on ys.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) slep well ur guna feel sooo shity in teh mornin lol i won
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) kay.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) odont' diasappear.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) dont' deie.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) oaky/
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I'll kill anyone thqt makes you die.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) no way im liek teh funny 1 tey nvr die
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) good.


Wednesday, Sometime in the afternoon.

  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Swell. Summers put the school on lockdown. Okay, not real lock down, but now we can't go anywhere without chaperones.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) hey ur typin gud agin!
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Well, that's because I'm not high.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) what's up on your end?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) u wer prty funy wen u wer hihe lolol IM NOT HIHE
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) liek jax has NO pot
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) n stil no wurd
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Did I say I was not high? I don't remember that.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) no no i ment im not hihe u askd wut wuz up
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Okay. I get it. Sorry. Slow. Kind of frustrated.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) why is there a stick the size of the washington monument up Summer's ass?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Going to go stir crazy here.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) srsly teh hole schul?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Yeah. No leaving without chaperones. IT's dumb. I mean, it make sense in the very boring teacher way, but at the same time, there are only so many teachers and not enough of them to take us out.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) and what teacher is really going to want to take us to the city to do boring searching?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Because it has to be boring because no one has found anything yet. what the fuck.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) yah speshuly w/ 3 kids missin
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Aren't we supposed to be a super advanced school with mutant finding capabilities? Why does it feel like the stone age?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) mebe sum1 brok teh w8
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) isnt prof x liek supr telpath?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Yeah. I don't know. It's not like I can go up to people and be 'Dude, why haven't we found them yet?' I haven't seen Logan in days.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I hope he's still looking because dammit, I told him to.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) mebe i can get jax 2 let me go c jim hez liej supr dick
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) ... Super dick?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) You really talking about getting laid right now or what?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Not sure Jax is going to let you just go get laid... and Jim? He's kind of old.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Cool guy and all, but old.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) lol no i meen tats his job rite? hes a detctv
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) OH. Detective Dick.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) yah so liek i cn go ask him 2 help
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Yeah, we should do that. Do we have to pay him? I don't have a lot of money.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) nah if he asks ill tel him he can get his dik sukd but we hav no monies
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) ... you want to suck his dick? Dammit. Why am I hung up on dicks?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) cuz teyr teh funnest 2 play w/
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) PENIS. There. Maybe I've got it out of my system.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) rofl
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I'll take your word for it. I don't really pay much attention to mine.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) It also might be an outsider's opinion.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) u dont rily want urs rite? wantin it kinda maeks teh diff.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I mean, you have a clit. Do you think it's fun to play with and yay clits are fun to play with because you have one?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) yah but i liek bein a girl sept 4 teh hole bleedin ting
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) mebe if u had a clit ud b way moar into ur goodys
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I don't really want mine gone, I think. I kind of... could, if I wanted really bad, maybe. I don't know. Self Identity and body questions are weird for a metamorph.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) srsly
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Yeah. It's a thing. A thing I don't understand yet.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) suks huh? mebe tats y tey get stiks up teyr ass tey strt undrstandin
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) huh? Who? Me? Are you saying I'm going to get a stick up my ass?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) i ment teh gronups
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Shelby, I know it's crappy here, but ... the school is boring without Peter and the twins and you. It's just me and Ivan and Ivan is trying so hard not to sting people, it's hard to get him to do anything.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) srsly peeps need 2 get him AWAY from teh bees jeesus
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) duno y tey let him keep em
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) well, if it wasn't bees, it'd be something else.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) He's just trying not to go all MAN HUNT POSTAL.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I don't blame him.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) yah i got luky getin out wen i did >.>
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) fuk id be climbin walls n fuk ne1 hoo trid 2 stop me
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I need to leave here. This is dumb.
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I can't leave Ivan though.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) wut bout weekend? tey keepin u lokd up 4 tat?
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) gota go jax is bak i will c wut i cn do bout getin u outa ter 4 teh weeknd k?
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) I'll see what I can do for the weekend. Talk to you later.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) kk keep a bag pakd just in caes!
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) Will do.
  • (Shelby-->Rasa) <3
  • (Rasa-->Shelby) <3